Show Starters...
Cuttin' Cake- Bono of U2 (52 In the name of love)
- Linda Evangelista (47)
- Helio Catroneves (Racing/DWTS Winner PLAY 37)
****Today is Clean Up Your Room Day (Clean up this mess!) ****
Pop Quiz
Happy 52nd birthday to Bono...
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... Remember this song? That song was written for which movie?
Answer: Batman Forever!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Missing (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Scandal (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (FINALE), Rules of Engagement (NEW), Person of Interest (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (FINALE), Park and Rec (FINALE), Awake (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE), Touch (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (FINALE), The Secret Circle (FINALE)
Pop Quiz 2
Here comes a celebrity with one goal before having kids -- learn to cook
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Who is she?
Answer: Carrie Underwood (On Ellen's show yesterday)
Joke of the Day
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Drop of the Day!
"Get ready for a surprise!" (explosion"
Mother's Day Drives Women to Cheat!
The Monday after Mother's Day is a sad, sad day for many couples. According to a website that specializes in cheating partners, Ashley Madison, more women start their search for someone new the Monday after Mother's Day than any other day of the year, and it's been that way the last four years. The site's creator believes the reason falls on a husband that is thoughtless on her special day. SourcePhones/Facebook: What is the worst Mother's Day gift you ever received? Ever leave someone after Mother's Day?
Best Dating Advice, Courtesy of Mom
YourTango.com put together a list of dating advice passed down by mom. Did you listen to her then? Here's the list -- how many of these came from your mom?- Be yourself
- Never write down anything you don't want someone to read
- You can be anything you want to be
- Pretty is as pretty does
- Make the best of it
- Never learn to clean a fish or you'll be doing it the rest of your life
- Don't believe everything you hear
- Never go out in dirty underwear
- When you're in a relationship, keep your friends
- Never lose your self-respect
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Small minds talk about small things
- Learn something new every day
- You don't have to have the last word
- Turn off the lights
- It's easier to catch a bear with honey than vinegar
- A bit of booze will make you feel better
- If it's not important, don't say it
- You can be pretty and smart
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket
- Babies will be babies, just take it one minute at a time
- Keep it simple
- Don't be so dramatic
- Find humor in everything
- Don't be so dramatic
Facebook/phones: What piece of advice from mom used to drive you crazy, but you find yourself passing it down to your kids?
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You're Welcome
Mother's Day breakfast? Chocolate Bacon Muffins. 'Nuff said. Recipe here.Girls Hate Exercise...thanks gym class!
This one is a little hard to believe, but a British study discovered that over half of girls are put off by physical activity because of their experience in gym class. 45% think sports are too competitive, and a third believe their PE teacher only pays attention to students who are good at sports.Just under half of girls think "getting sweaty" is not feminine, half are self-conscious about their bodies, and 57% drop out because their friends do.
Our Worst Fear EVER
Forget spiders, being buried alive, heights, being caught naked at work (wait, what?), or any other rational fear you can think of... our BIGGEST fear is being separated from our cell phone!66% of us are afraid of either losing or being separated from our phone. 41% say they have more than one phone.
There's a name for this, you know, and it's called "nomophobia." Nomophobia is defined as being out of contact with someone via mobile phone.
Women more than men are scared of losing their phones, but more men are likely to have more than one phone.
Facebook/Phones: Do you have a fear even bigger than losing your cell phone? It's hard to believe, I know, but what is that fear? What has it kept you from doing that you always wanted to do?
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