Today is National Bubba Day for all Bubba's everywhere.
It's also National Leave the Office Earlier Day (DONE!), and National Rocky Road Day
Cuttin' Cake
- Dana Carvey (56)
- Jerry Mathers (63)
- Charlie Watts (70)
Birthday Quiz
Our birthday boy hits 56 today...
Audio
Answer
Dana Carvey!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Jimmy Kimmel Live (NEW), NBA Finals
CBS: The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, CSI, The Mentalist
NBC: Community, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreations, Love Bites (NEW)
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (NEW), Glee
CW: The Vampire Diaries, Nikita
Gotta See This!
Which member of your family is THIS guy? This just in: "Oink, Oink, Ruff, Ruff!"
Helping with the cleanup in Joplin, MO, and getting paid peanuts.
Did You Know...
...One in five of us shouldn't be driving? GMAC Insurance tested 5,000 drivers about basic rules of the road, and found 1 in 5, or 36.9 million drivers, are not fit to drive. Here's an example: 85% of us could NOT identify the correct action when approaching a steady yellow traffic light.
Want to take the test? Head here
Joke of the Day
When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and $85,000.00 He ask why this was in the box. She replied “when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.
Surf This!
What would you do for $3? What would you do for $30? 3to30.com features services people are willing to do for under $30. Here are few examples:
- I'll deliver 100 facebook fans to your facebook fan page for $5
- I'll create good marketing video for advertisement for $15
- I'll solve three mathematics problems for $10
- I'll think of catchy motto for $20
- I'll prepare greeting card for $5
- I'll design your favorite tattoo for $15
What would you do? What do you need?
Doggie Bag (This and That)
Two Boneheads Fight -- Force the Captain To Turn Around
One passenger lowered his seat all the way back. The passenger behind him didn't appreciate the sudden closeness. The two got into a fight forcing the captain to turn an international flight around and head back to the airport with two F-16's flying on either side. Before landing, though, the pilot had to burn thousands of gallons of fuel costing thousands of dollars. Listen to the audio between the pilot and control tower here
Nerves of Steel!
A Monterrey, Mexico, kindergarten teacher has been honored for keeping her students calm by singing songs while a shootout was happening just out her classroom window. While five people were being shot and killed, Martha Rivera Alanis started a "Barney and Friends" sing-a-long. She recorded it all with her cell phone video camera, and it has now been viewed over a million times on YouTube. Watch
Shaq Is Retiring
Shaquille O'Neal is done. 19 years. That's a career. Watch...
Lady Gaga Sells 1.1 Million
1.1 million copies of "Born This Way," which sold for 99-cents through an Amazon promotion. This is her first #1 album in the U.S., and the biggest first-week sales total since rapper 50 Cent's "The Massacre."
7 Cheap Purchases That Will Make You Pay
There are times when you need to pay, because sometimes going cheap will cost you more in the long run. Investopedia says don't cheap out on these 7:
- Footwear (cheap athletic shoes could cause injury!)
- Mattress (A good mattress should last 10 years)
- Electronics (make a two year commitment to your purchase)
- Food (Buying just because it's on sale is a waste, they say)
- Furniture (leather wears out more slowly than fabric, for example)
- Vehicle (if the price is too good to be true, then it is)
- Cookware (look for lifetime warranties)
Get more on each here
Why Meredith Is Leaving Her $10-million Gig
Was it really for her husband? She tells People mag that, frankly, it was really to become normal again. As her husband put it, her working hours are "not a natural way to live."
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