Show Planner for Wednesday
cuttin' cake
- Matt LeBlanc is 45 (ah, Joey)
- Earth Wind and Fire's bass player, Verdine White is 61 (love these guys)
- Barbara Harris turns 77
- Today is Threading the Needle Day
primetime wednesday
abc: reruns up until 10, then a new episode of Final Witness
cbs: Big Brother is new, then the rest are reruns
nbc: The CLIOS: World's Best Commercials is new (it's weird they play commercials in a show about commercials), then a LIVE episode of America's Got Talent, and finally, Jimmy Fallon's Primetime Music Special
fox: A two hour So You Think You Can Dance
cw: reruns
one hit wonder wednesday
Back to 1982 -- Name the group!
Answer: Haircut 100 ("Love Plus One")
joke of the day
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."
Wing Women
We've all heard about 'wing men,' right? Well, in a woman's world, she's called a 'pulling partner.' A 'pulling partner's' duties are simple: She keeps her friend safe, breaks the ice, and even pulls her away from dudes that are duds. Three-quarters of British women have a 'pulling partner,' and you can imagine it's probably about the same here, too.
What's interesting, though, is what women look for in a 'pulling partner.' According to a study, the ideal pulling partner is funny, friendly, and not too good looking. Catch that last one? More than half deliberately choose ugly friends so they look better in front of the fellas.
Conclusion: If a friend asks you to go clubbin' this weekend, look fabulous
Our little surprise
Were you your mom and dad's 'little surprise?' There's a good chance! Close to 40% of births in the U.S. are the result of unintended pregnancies. That number has stayed fairly steady since 1982.
The Key to Hotness
Dating coach Janet Zimmerman revealed to YourTango.com the keys to becoming more attractive--regardless of physical attributes. Here are the secrets:
- Be real - Be authentic and express yourself openly with what you're thinking and how you're feeling
- Be vulnerable - The more you let someone in, the more they get to know the real you
- Live passionately - Don't put your life on hold waiting for someone. Live your own passions. That's extremely attractive to others
- See your partner through fresh eyes - Appreciate them for who they are and what they do. Be present with them instead of focusing on what they did wrong in their past or what might happen in the future
Women are the Road Ragers
Road rage is a guy thing, right? Not so fast... it turns out that most of the rage on the road comes from woman. A CareerBuilder survey discovered 61% of women experience road rage compared to 56% of men.
Here's a simple solution to avoid rage: Plan ahead to adapt to road conditions, or switch to public transportation to avoid being late.
Contest idea: Give us your best impersonation of your spouse's road rage ... best rager wins!
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