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abc: Duets (NEW), Rookie Blue (NEW)cbs: The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, Person of Interest, The Mentalist
nbc: The Office, The Office, America's Got Talent, America's Got Talent
fox: Touch (FINALE)
cw: Breaking Pointe (PREMIERE), The Catalina
drop of the day
Today is Save Your Hearing Day- "Yes, I'm having trouble controlling the volume of my voice!" (Austin Powers)
- "I don't know what we're yelling about!" (Anchorman)
pop quiz...on this day
This was the week in 2007 when this pop star said she (quote)"truly hit rock bottom." She said she "genuinely did not know what to do with myself." Who was it?
- Demi Lovato
- Amy Winehouse
- Britney Spears
Answer: Britney Spears! She was 25 at the time and entered rehab after shaving off all her hair. It really is amazing the rebound she's made.... from rock bottom, to X-Factor judge.
joke of the day
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing."Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
Instant Hotness
You can deny it all you want, ladies, but new research has discovered something very interesting -- your temperature goes up when touched by a man -- literally!Researchers snapped heat-showing pictures of young, straight women while they had a conversation with man. When the man reached out and touched their arm, their skin temperature shot up. It wasn't noticeable to the people standing around the woman, but pictures proved a temperature jump.
Ladies, you're welcome. ("hey, how you doin'?
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Why You Were Dumped
If you ever heard the "I'm just not ready for a relationship" excuse before getting dumped, you are certainly not alone. In fact, the "not ready" line is the most popular break-up line used on a woman.A dating site called WotWentWrong, which allows exes to get and give answers about unsuccessful relationships, asked men and women the real reason they broke it off with someone...
Top 10 reasons men were dumped, according to What Went Wrong
1 There's someone else
2 Our dietary habits differ too much
3 Too high maintenance
4 Too short
5 You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have
6 You don't make me feel attractive
7 Lack of punctuality
8 Lack of attraction
9 Too much fighting
10 I don't feel like I'm a priority
Top 10 reasons women were dumped on Wot Went Wrong
1 I'm not ready for a relationship
2 Bad hygiene
3 I don't feel like I'm a priority
4 Too much fighting
5 Your sex drive is too low
6 Lack of punctuality
7 There's someone else
8 Bad kisser
9 I don't see a future with you
10 Too hairy
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How to Text Your Ex
There is going to be a reason to contact your ex, and texting is better than calling, right? You have to be careful not to send something that can be misunderstood, though. Here are some tips on texting your ex from The Autostraddle blog.Do Not Text If...
✖ You're lonely
✖ Drunk
✖ It is past 9:30pm (she'll think you're drunk)
✖ She just lost a loved one (call or send a card)
✖ DO NOT start a text with this: "I know we're not speaking, but..."
✔ DO start a text with "Hey..." "Hey" makes you look nonchalant and cool (like Fonzie).
✔ DO get to the point in the first message, leaving no room for uncertainty about why you're contacting them.
✖ DO NOT mention a new relationship
✖ DO NOT use old quirky pet names or baby talk.
✖ DO NOT use emoticons
✖ DO NOT get in to relationship talk
✔ DO quit while you're ahead. If you congratulate them on something, and they say 'thank you', stop there.
In conclusion: Play it cool, keep it short, or just don't do it at all.
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Are You Smarter Than a Brain Surgeon?
A bit of advice... thinking too much into a marriage proposal can get you in trouble. Not thinking at all is worse. How could Dr. Steve Carr, a brain surgeon, go through with a plan that even he admits wasn't very smart.Steve decided to hide the giant rock he bought for his girlfriend in the sand on a Naples, Fl, beach. You can imagine what happened next. Yep, she couldn't find it.
Even a crew of a dozen people digging for two hours couldn't find it. It wasn't until they called in an expert -- this guy --
-- that the ring reappeared. By the way, in case you hadn't figure it out, the brain surgeon is on the right.
So did Mary, his fiance, have second thoughts about saying yes after a not-so-brilliant plan? Nope! After all, he's a BRAIN SURGEON.
He's not the first guy to fumble a proposal in a similar manner:
➜ Earlier this year Josh Miller was about to pop the question to his girlfriend when he realized he left the engagement ring in his jacket pocket.... an old jacket he just DONATED.
➜ Three years ago a guy proposed to his girlfriend at the Brooklyn Bridge's pedestrian walkway. As he was about to put the ring on her finger, he dropped it...straight through a crack of the bridge and onto the busy roadway below. Yes, it was pretty beat up.
➜ Guys can even goof up beyond the proposal, though. Brian McGuinn accidentally tossed his wife's wedding ring into the trash last year. When he realized what he did, he suited up and sifted through 9 tons of garbage before finally finding his treasure.
Phones/Facebook: Guys -- did you end up losing the ring? How? Did you get it back?
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