...that's after the main courses had been cleaned away. Because all the local favorites were there to support the festival, I basically ate at every restaurant in town! Love it!
The only problem is I'm getting home kind of late, which means my prep today will be a little thin. Sorry! I hope you have a great show!
Show Starters!
Quickie ways to kick off your show --Cuttin' Cake
- Al Pacino (72 PLAY)
- Hank Azaria (48 PLAY Simpsons, voices of The Chief, Moe, Apu, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Cletus, the Professor, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou, Snake, Kirk Van Houten, the Sea Captain, Superintendent Chalmers, Disco Stu, Duffman, the Wiseguy, and more. Yikes!)
- Renee Zellweger (43 PLAY)
- Jason Lee (42)
***It's Administrative Professionals Day!*** ***It's Hairstylist Appreciation Day***
Pop Quiz
Director Gary Marshall told Entertainment Tonight that this scene, the one everyone remembers from the movie, was totally improvised... can you name the scene?
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Answer: The famous jewelry box scene in Pretty Woman with Richard Gere and Julia Roberts!
Gary Marshall and Richard Gere came up with the idea after noticing Julia would come to work exhausted after staying up too late partying... LISTEN
One Hit Wonder Wednesday
All the way back to 1980... who sings it?
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Answer: Gary Numan!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 (NEW), Revenge (NEW)
CBS: Survivor: One World (NEW), Criminal Minds, CSI
NBC: Betty White's Off Their Rockers (NEW), Best Friends Forever (NEW), Rock Center with Brian Williams (NEW), Law & Order: SVU (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE)
CW: The L.A. Complex, America's Next Top Model (NEW)
Joke of the Day
Late one afternoon the Air Force staff out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison and sent him on his way. The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane, only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
6 Little White Lies Moms Tell Their Babysitters
From the Cafemom blog... those little lies you'll tell to get a sitter over your house.
1. "The baby will go right down for a nap, no problem," knowing darn well that the child hates naps and will fight naps to the death.
2. "The children have been fed and will require no snacks before bed time," knowing that every night at bed time, your children escape the bed no less than seven times in the name of crackers, apples and water.
3. "We don't let the kids watch television."
4. "Bobby's allergic to processed food and has a weird skin reaction that lasts for days." This white lie ensures that the babysitter will feed your child a wholesome meal rather than hot dogs and Cheetos.
5. "We have security cameras throughout the house. If you get in trouble, just give us the thumbs down sign and we will come right home."
6. "We'll try to be back before the kids go to bed," knowing that you want to be somewhere, anywhere else
Phones/Facebook: What little white lie have you told your babysitter to keep them on their toes?
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Most Useless College Majors
The Daily Beast looked at research from Georgetown University and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to determine which college majors were a complete waste of time for college students graduating in a few weeks. Here are the top five useless majors:
1. Fine Arts
Unemployment, recent grad: 12.6 percent
Unemployment, experienced grad: 7.3 percent
Earnings, recent grad: $30,000
Earnings, experienced grad: $45,000
Projected growth, 2010–2020: +5 percent
2. Drama and Theater Arts
Unemployment, recent grad: 7.8 percent
Unemployment, experienced grad: 8.8 percent
Earnings, recent grad: $26,000
Earnings, experienced grad: $45,000
Projected growth, 2010–2020: +4 percent
3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts
Unemployment, recent grad: 12.9 percent
Unemployment, experienced grad: 6.7 percent
Earnings, recent grad: $30,000
Earnings, experienced grad: $50,000
Projected growth, 2010–2020: +9 percent
4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design
Unemployment, recent grad: 11.8 percent
Unemployment, experienced grad: 7.5 percent
Earnings, recent grad: $32,000
Earnings, experienced grad: $49,000
Projected growth, 2010–2020: +13 percent
5. Architecture
Unemployment, recent grad: 13.9 percent
Unemployment, experienced grad: 9.2 percent
Earnings, recent grad: $36,000
Earnings, experienced grad: $64,000
Projected growth, 2010–2020: +24 percent
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Gotta See This...
"Dude, I'm on break. Leave me alone."
There ya go...
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Have a great show!
-Dave
