The 10 Funniest Twitter Bios
"Are you there, Twitter? It's me, Judy
-Judy Blume
"Yeah, I'm one of the idiots behind LOST. And no, I don't understand it, either."
-Damon Lindelof
"I love my parrots. Nothing else matters to me."
-Heidi Fleiss
"Friend of Will Arnett's"
-Jason Bateman
"I'm trying."
-Mia Farrow
"I invented post-it's"
-Nicole Richie
"dancer, poet"
-Adam Scott
"The official Twitter page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire"
-Seth MacFarlane
"My job: to terrify kids"
-R.L. Stine
"Board Certified, MD"
-Dr. Drew
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Tips For Watching Sports with Guys
Another round of basketball is coming up this weekend and if you still know nothing about the game (or care), the ladies at YourTango pass along 5 tips if you're watching a game with your guy.
Do: Watch it with him. He'll appreciate it.
Don't: Ask questions during the action. The only commentary he wants to hear is coming from the guys on ESPN
Do: Offer understanding. If his team is playing like a bunch of babies, let him tell you about it. Or, give him a high five when he starts going crazy.
Don't: Take offense to his bad mood.
Do: Soak it all in. You catch onto a game pretty fast if you watch enough.
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Worth a Mention
Real-life Rapunzel: A girl in Rio De Janeiro is about to do something she's never done in her 12-years of life -- cut her hair. Natasha Moraes de Andrade is only one-inch taller than the length of her hair. She's 5'3. As fun as that sounds, she says it's making her life a misery and plans to cut it off. 4-hours of her life a week is spent washing her hair, and an hour and a half is spent brushing it EVERY DAY. Even mom says it's time to chop it off because it's interfering with her life. She plans to sell her hair which will be used for extensions. Pictures here
Should the latest iPad be recalled? Users are complaining that the latest model is too hot to hold, especially after playing intense video games. It's not just users, but a Dutch tech website proved it with a thermal camera picture that shows the new tablet is 5.3 degrees celcius hotter than the iPad 2. Consumers Reports did their own test and found the gadget reached 116 degrees while running a video game. Some users on Apple forums claim the device is 'too hot to hold.'
Phone/Facebook: Do you have the new iPad? Feel the difference? Concerned?
Oil Tycoon Colin Manson, 45, received a call from his horrified wife. She begged him to return from a weekend away at a ski resort. He needed to come home immediately. What was the emergency? It seems his house got trashed. Nope, not by thieves, but by his daughter, who held a party she advertised on Facebook. He said: "It was a Facebook party that got out of hand." That's an understatement -- there were holes in the walls, stains on the floor and valuable items taken. Is he mad? Of course, but he has forgiven his daughter and told The Telegraph that "we want to put it behind us."
Phones/Facebook: Throw a party that got a little out of hand? How 'out of hand' did it get? And what was your punishment?
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Who Said It?
"From here I could kill you in about 2 seconds."
Was it Charlie Sheen, James Gandolfini, or Tiger Woods.
Answer: Tiger Woods! Tiger was so obsessed with Navy SEAL training, according to the Daily Mail, that he once put his golf coach into a special hold and told him: "From here I could kill you in about two seconds." His coach, Hank Haney, feebly replied: "Please don't."
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Joke of the Day
Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"
