Today is Try To Start An Argument Over Which Is the Best Muppet Day, World Smile Day, National Diversity Day, and Cats Day (Broadway premiere - 1982)
Bigger Meal is Manly
This could explain why men gain weight after settling down -- they eat more around women. New research discovered men eat 952 calories when around other guys, but 1162 calories when in the company of women. Why? Because it comes across as manlier to supersize it!
Women on the other hand, eat 833 calories around other women, but add a guy to the mix, and that drops to 721 calories. Yes, they eat LESS.
Cuttin' Cake
- Oliver North (68)
- Toni Braxton (44)
- John Mellencamp (60)
- Michael W Smith (54)
- Taylor "Soul Patrol" Hicks (35)
Primetime Baby!
ABC: Modern Family, Suburgatory, Revenge, 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: A Gifted man (NEW), CSI: NY (NEW), Blue Bloods (NEW)
NBC: Up All Night, Whitney, Dateline (NEW)
FOX: Kitchen Nightmares (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: Nikita (NEW), Supernatural (NEW)
Gotta See This
First night on the track is always the toughest... little more umph next time, young lady.
Joke of the Day
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.
"I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."
When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant while busily attending to two sets of twins.
Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
"He's gone to Rome," she said. "To blow out that candle!"
Surf This
What happens to all of the websites you subscribe to if you die? Wouldn't it be a good idea to shut the accounts down, especially if you're paying for them? PassMyWill.com will send your passwords to someone you trust after they verify you've indeed logged out of life. Not fun, but useful.
Funnies 'round the Web
A report says that stress is the top cause of workplace sickness. Which is still better than the stress of not having a workplace. (Jokes by Jim)
Guinness says the new rage in China is breaking world’s records. Of course, just having 1.3 Billion people is a record that looks pretty safe for awhile. (Jokes by Jim)
David Cassidy is suing Sony for money he says they owe him for merchandising from “The Partridge Family”. Which means if he wins he could collect as much as $3.87. (Jokes by Jim)
Google Earth has reached its one billionth download. Mostly by people who just want to make sure they don’t show up naked in their window on their street view picture. (Jokes by Jim)
Among the two most popular Halloween costumes for kids this year are zombies and Snooki; one is a brain-dead scary ghoul who feasts on the flesh of the living, the other is a zombie. (Thordoggie)
The producers of “The Simpsons” said they have to cut way back on their budget; apparently they don’t have enough “Dough!” (Thordoggie)
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