Today kicks off Fire Prevention Week ( fire extinguisher) and National School Lunch Week .
No Kids? Watch Your Ticker!
If you're a man with no kids, you better see your doctor to make sure your heart is okay. Turns out (to the amazement of men with kids running around the house) that childless men are 17% more likely to die from a condition related to cardiovascular disease. You'd think little Johnny smearing red paint all over the new car would be enough to stop the heart, but nope....
Pop Music ... Pervert!
Turns out pop music has only one message -- get naked. Researchers found the top jamz of 2009 talked about sex 92% of the time. Yes, 9 out of 10 songs on the radio send a "reproductive message."
Cheap It Out!
5 Cool Things Couples Can Do On the Cheap
1) Stay Home and Cook Dinner (cooking together can be incredibly erotic)
2) Dust Off the Board Games (Add some competition into your relationship...or break out Twister)
3) Movie Night (Pop corn, dim lights, and a blanket)
4) Go Bowling (Bowling ally's serve cheap beer and cheap food...it's also a great way to socialize with other couples)
5) Go Camping (Campfire and fresh air with no super expensive hotel tab)
What's your best cheap date?
Cuttin' Cake
- David Lee Roth (57 )
- Bradley Whitford (52)
- Brett Favre (42 "There's Something About Mary")
- Mario Lopez (38 "Saved By the Bell")
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Castle (NEW)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother (NEW), 2 Broke Girls (NEW), Two and a Half Men (NEW), Mike & Molly (NEW), Hawaii Five-O (NEW)
NBC: The Sing-Off (NEW), Prime Suspect
FOX: Terra Nova (NEW), House (NEW)
CW: Gossip Girl (NEW), Hart of Dixie (NEW)
Gotta See This
Ok, here comes the geeky side of me. If you ever sat at your kitchen table as a kid and glued a balsa wood fin to a cardboard tube, this video is for you. The ultimate home rocket... watch and adore.
Joke of the Day
"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?"
"I suppose so," she replied.
"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" he asked.
"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice," she replied.
"Would you be intimate with him?" he asked.
"Honey," the woman said patiently, "Of course I would. He would be my husband."
"Would you give him my car?" he asked.
"No," she yawned. "He can't drive a stick shift."
Surf This!
Remember the classic lunchbox note your mom used to leave for you? Just a couple lines that would say "I love you," or "I miss you," or "don't trade your bologna sandwich for a box of nerds." Well, chalk this one up to American ingenuity -- Preprinted lunch box notes. Several stores carry notes that have been written out for your child. All you have to do is throw them in their lunchbox. SayPlease.com have these on sale with this description:
"Busy parents and caregivers will love this easy yet meaningful way to share positive feelings and values with their children."
If you're more in the mood for free, you have two options:
1) Grab some printable tags from alphamom.com
2) Take out a piece of paper - write "miss you" - insert in lunchbox. Done.
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