Today is Eat a Hogie Day, Hug a Crabby Stranger Day , and National Cream-Filled Doughnut Day .
You Think YOUR Job Stinks?
Think your job sucks? Cracked.com has a list of the 6 weirdest jobs in China. Here are the top 3, head here for the full list
3) Gold Farmers -- this is a video game thing. If you've played those huge multiplayer games, you know about gold-farming - "where people sell sums of in-game 'money' to lazy people who want to buy imaginary horses." As silly as it sounds, it's a 3-billion industry with 80% of it sourced back to China.
2) Spit monitors -- Apparently the Chinese love to spit. So much so that the gov't decided to crack down on the nasty habit by training people to ticket spitters. Wait, it gets better. The spit monitors sit in a special "Spit Van," and when the hi tech monitors spot someone hockin' a loogie, the spit police spring into action and write the felon a ticket. If the spitter denies the spitting, they are brought back to the van and shown the video evidence. The fine in U.S. dollars: $2.50.
1) The "Granny Police" -- Old folks walking the streets wearing red arm bands. That's it. The purpose is to pick up where police leave off by being extremely nosy. If a stranger walks into the neighborhood, they are immediately surrounded by the granny police with a barrage of questions. And if they spot a pregnant woman, they encourage her to get an abortion if this is her second child. Yes, that's right, they're the one-child policy protectors.
Women Love the Low End
A new study out of Scotland proves women love a dude with a deep, low voice. The pitch of a man's voice determines his genetic quality and behavioral traits such as antisocial behavior and lack of emotional warmth -- which now explains why Scotty McCreery won American Idol.
Cuttin' Cake
- Faith Ford (47)
- Joe Penny (24)
- Amy Winehouse (would have been 28)
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Middle, The Middle, Modern Family, Modern Family, Primetime Nightline
CBS: Survivor: South Pacific (Premiere), Big Brother (Finale)
NBC: America's Got Talent (Finale, LIVE), Up All night (Premiere/Pilot), Free Agents (Premiere/NEW)
FOX: Buried Treasure (Finale/New), Buried Treasure
CW: H8R (Premiere/New), America's Next Top Model (Premiere/NEW)
Gotta See This
Just watch...yummy.
Joke of the Day
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said, "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my backpack."
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