Today is Law and Order Day (premiere 1990), Muppet Day (1976), and Scooby Doo Day (1969)
Man Fuel Drains with Kids
A new study found men take a huge hit in testosterone levels once kids are introduced into their lives, and even more if they spend a lot of time with their kids. Now I know why those iPhone commercials make me cry!
Would You Remarry Your Ex?
6% of American couples marry, divorce and then remarry each other all over again! No word on how many of those divorce again, or more importantly, whether the rest of are required to get them a SECOND wedding gift!
Soooo...Would Ya?
A British website asked their members who was willing to go "all the way" on a first date, and here's what they found out --
Most willing:
- Overweight women
- Tall/skinny women
- Girls who spend time in bars
- Men who described their body type as "athletic
- Men who are already married
Least willing
- Slim women
- Slim men
- Female cyclers
- Poorly educated men
- Men who still live with their mom and dad
Quote of the Day
"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm a self-centered, horrible witch...That's so far from the truth, it's not even fathomable to me. This person that the media created of who I am does not even exist."
-Kate Gosselin to E! News
Cuttin' Cake
- Peter Cetera (67)
- Jacqueline Bisset (67)
- Jean Smart (52 Sweet Home Alabama - Stella)
- Woody Woodpecker (71 )
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), ABC News Special: Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words (NEW)
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, NCIS: Los Angeles
NBC: It's Worth What? (Finale), America's Got Talent (LIVE), Parenthood (PREMIERE)
FOX: Glee, Raising Hope, Raising Hope
CW: 90210 (PREMIERE), Ringer (PREMIERE- Pilot)
Gotta See This
Joke of the Day
There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend and I were intimate all night long.
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink the juice.
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
Surf This!
If you use the Chrome web browser, you should add this extension to your collection -- Picture-In-Picture for YouTube. It takes a video and docks it to the lower corner of your screen allowing you to watch and surf at the same time. Cooool.
Funnies 'cross the Web
A poll says that 32% of Americans prefer a male boss, while 22% prefer a female boss. The other 46% say just having any kind of boss again would be nice. (Jokes By Jim)
A survey says that older gamers are more likely to pay to play online video games. Mostly because younger gamers find it hard to make any money while never leaving their parents’ basement in the past three years. (Jokes By Jim)
Bank of America will lay off 30,000 employees.
… I’d say that Obama jobs bill is off to a flying start. (Jerry Perisho)
Serena Williams was fined $2000 for the rant she aimed at the chair umpire during the finals of the US Open.
… That’s less than she makes in one hour on her new perfume; she calls it Raging Lunatic. (Jerry Perisho)
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