Today is Presidential Joke Day which celebrates former President Ronald Reagan's off the record remark during a radio voice test in which he said: "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." What he thought was a test was actually picked up by live TV cameras and carried worldwide on this day in 1984. Audio
Pop Quiz
The Mall of American opened in Bloomington, Minnesota on this day in ...
- 1992
- 1996
- 2000
Answer
1992! The mall gets 40-million visitors every year, and is big enough to fit seven Yankee Stadiums inside (source)
Cuttin' Cake
- Eric "Hungry Eyes" Carmen (62)
- Chris Kelly from Kris Kross (36)
- Hulk Hogan (58)
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Primetime Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Expedition Impossible (NEW), Rookie Blue (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, Big Brother (NEW), The Mentalist
NBC: Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Law & Order: SVU
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (finale LIVE)
CW: The Vampire Diaries, Plain Jane
Classic Commercial Thursday
I wanna...shhhhhhhh Shasta! Love the mirrored sunglasses...
Gotta See This!
This guy is SO xr! You don't need to watch all 6 minutes of this video to get a good laugh... worth it.
Joke of the Day
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards him. He reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards went to the theater followed by drinks. She then asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and they ended up being together all night long.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
"You are the perfect woman," he said. "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."
Surf This!
Check out this new website that shows how your body compares to the bodies of other women. MyBodyGallery.com's goal is to "to help women objectively see what we look like and come to some acceptance that we are all beautiful." What you'll find is a searchable database full of uploaded photos from users, tagged with height, weight, body type, pant size and search size. Put in your stats and see other women that are similar to you. Ready?
This and That
"Extreme Couponing" Leads To a Life of Crime!"
TLC's show, "Extreme Couponing," is being blamed for a series of newspaper and coupon thefts. One Arkansas woman was charged after she stole 185 unsold copies of the Springdale Morning News that were left outside a grocery store. Another woman returned an "armload of papers" because, according to her, they didn't contain inserts. She was caught in her car pulling the inserts out of the stack. A big wig at the Orange County Register says “People (clerks and vendors) are telling us the papers are incomplete, with the coupons gone."
Ready For a Real Relationship? Here Are 25 Signs
The love experts at YourTango have come up with 25 signs you love yourself enough to let someone else in your life. Click the link for all 25, but I'll give you #1:
#1 You attract a like-minded partner. They believe once you have self-love and acceptance, it's easy to attract a like-minded partner who is also ready for healthy, happy, whole love.
My thought: I'm sorry, but if anyone ever tells you they love themselves enough to love you... run.
Stop Being Friends With His Friends
A new study found a link between erectile dysfunction in older men and his wife's relationship with his friends. It's called "Partner Betweenness," and it happens with the wife has a stronger relationship with her hubby's friends than he does. She's getting between him and his friends, you see. This undermines his feelings leading to difficulty in the "between the sheets" department. So either stop hanging around with his friends, or make sure your insurance covers the blue pills. Your choice.
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