Today is National Failures Day
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National Relaxation Day
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.. and National Lemon Meringue Pie Day!
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Pop Quiz
What song hit #1 on this day in 1981, and stayed on top for NINE WEEKS?!?
Was it:
1) "Thriller" Michael Jackson
2) "Physical" Olivia Newton John
3) "Endless Love" Lionel Richie and Diana Ross
Answer
Endless Love!
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Mystery Voice
Here's her take on Italian men...
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Answer
Jennifer “JWoww” Farley from Jersey Shore on Regis and Kelly. Here's more of what she thought from another interview: “They’re just crazy... Guys here have horrible pick-up attempts, but they know when to stop. [Italian guys] are smacking you, grabbing your face. We thought we’d be the crazy ones, but their comfort zone is different than ours.”
Cuttin' Cake
- Ben Affleck (39)
- Joe Jonas (Jonas Brothers- 22)
- Debra Messing (43)
Ben Affleck (From "Man About Town")
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Debra Messing (From "Will and Grace")
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Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Bachelor Pad (NEW), Castle
CBS: How I Met Your Mama, How I Met Your Mama, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O
NBC: America's Got Talent, Harry's Law
FOX: Hell's Kitchen (NEW), MasterChef (NEW)
CW: Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill
Gotta See This
See that?
That's a bat. On a plane. Check out the video -- Everyone thought something was up when the guy wearing a tux in first class asked for a glass of blood.
Joke of the Day
A guy gets stranded on a deserted island with a supermodel. After about two weeks, they give in to their desires and hook up. After about three weeks of this, the guy says to the model, "Would you do me a favor?"
"Sure," she says.
"First, put my clothes on," he says.
"Next, would you draw a beard and mustache on your face with this piece of coal I found?"
"Sure," she says hesitantly.
"Finally, can I call you Fred?" he asks.
"Okay... " she agrees.
"Great! Hey Fred, you'll never guess who I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks!"
Surf This!
Being late is a big stress. Especially if it's for a flight, a job interview, or your wedding. Do this -- if you're the kind of person that's ALWAYS late (yes, you...), then you may want to give this a looksie. WakeUpLand.com is a wake up service that will call your phone at a set time. Kind of like when you're at a hotel, except you can choose to wake up to the forecast, a joke or your own prerecorded message. Free trial for a week. Oh, by the way, try not to be late to your wedding.
This and That
Entertainment Stuff
- It's baaaaack.... Sarah Jessica Parker has agreed to bring "Sex and the City" back to your TV set. Can the old formula still work? Parker will produce the show. More
- Jennifer Aniston will join the cast of Days of Our Lives for several episodes to save her father's job. John Aniston has been on the show 24 years and NBC has plans to axe the soap due to horrible ratings. Look for Jen in November playing a "frazzled" wedding planner. more
- Wait, what? Tina Fey is pregnant? Wait, she already had the baby? The "30 Rock" star gave birth to child #2 on Wednesday, a healthy baby girl named Penelope Athena. More
- Ok... now I feel really out of it. Do you mean to tell me that Heather Locklear is STILL dating Jack Wagner? And the two are engaged? That's what her rep told Extra TV. The two have been dating since 2007, apparently. No word on a date. More... Oh, this has to happen -- we've got to watch a little lip-synched "All I Need" from Mr. Jack in the 80's. Here
Be Nice to the People That Annoy You Most!
It turns out a long life may be linked to how well you get along with your co-workers! A new study found those of you that don't socialize at work are 2.4 times more likely to die during your working years compared with those of us that
Is That REALLY Going To Be Your New Last Name?
Lauren Bush, niece of George W. Bush, is going to marry David Lauren, the son of Ralph Lauren. She has decided to take her husband's last name which will now make her ... you guessed it... Lauren Lauren. She told Harper's Bazaar that she'll keep her maiden name as her middle name: Lauren Bush Lauren. "I think it's nice to have the same name as your husband. I am sort of old-fashioned in that way. Of all the people I could've met and fallen in love with, it's just ironic that David would end up with someone named Lauren."
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