According to the movie "The Terminator," today is Judgement Day
(a little soft)
Image of Judgment Day
Mary Poppins debuted on this date in '64
Image of Mary Poppins - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
It's National Cornbread and Milk Day
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This and That
We ALL Have 'Em
A new survey by Today.com and Self Mag discovered we all have 'em -- TOXIC FRIENDS! 85% of us have a friend who is "narcissistic, overly critical, flaky, a Debbie Downer, or a 'draining emotional vampire-type'."
Sound familiar? The survey also found that men tend to be more toxic to men and women are more toxic towards women.
Do you have a toxic friend? Why do you keep them around? Do they come with the spouse or your other friends? Or maybe you put up with them to keep the peace?
Marriage is so 2010
The Census Bureau dumped a whopper on us late last week -- They found that U.S. marriages are at an all-time low. It's not surprise that people are putting off marriage until later in life. In 1970, most men in their early 20's were married. By 2009 only a quarter were married.
The median age at first marriage has gone from 22.5 years to 28.4 for men since 1970, and from 20.6 years to 26.5 for women.
The South and West had the most marriages, but also led in divorces.
New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts and New York had lower than average divorce rates. The Bureau believes the lower divorce rates were attributed to delayed marriage, which lowers the likelihood of splitting up later down the road.
Men Are Sweepin'!
A small study found more men are doing lots and lots of housework in 2011. Men that lost their jobs over the last few years have made housework "men's work" to support their working spouses. They found men were happy to fill the void because they were so "grateful to have these women in their lives." The study will be presented tomorrow at a conference in Vegas.
Just Kiddin'! Ha! Get it? Ha!
He said he was just kidding about this vid... or was he?
Follow up tweet after the video: "Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru. People often ask me if i'm being funny or serious. The answer is "YES". ?;^]"
Cuttin' Cake
- Robin Leach (70)
- Elliot Gould (73)
- John McCain (75)
- Michael Jackson would have been 53 today
Primetime, Baby
ABC: Bachelor Pad (NEW), Castle
CBS: How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-0
NBC: America's Got Talent, Dateline (NEW)
FOX: Hell's Kichen, Hell's Kitchen (NEW)
CW: Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill
Gotta See This
Oh cute. A runaway tire rolling down the road -- it can't do that much damage can it? WHOA! (less than a minute)
Joke of the Day
One Sunday during his sermon, a preacher asks the congregation how many are willing to forgive their enemies. They all raise their hands except for one elderly lady in the back pew.
The preacher notices and asks, "Mrs. Jones, why aren't you willing to forgive your enemies?"
"Well, I don't have any," she replies.
"Mrs. Jones, you're 93 years old and have no enemies? How is this possible?"
"It's easy," she says. "I simply outlived the idiots."
Surf This
Every once in a while you need a good prank. Something to get back at your hubby, your boss or your neighbor. If your prank-chest only contains a whoopie cushion, then head here -- Zug.com -- a site just for pranks.
Here's my fav': Prank Calls to 800 Numbers From the 80's
3 easy steps:
1) Find an 800 number from the 1980's;
2) Give it a call;
3) Attempt to order the product seen in the original commercial.
For example, this guy attempted to buy a Power Driver as seen in this 80's commercial:
Unfortunately, the Global Tool Company has now been replaced by an impersonal AT&T machine lady who doesn't understand English. This is the result
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