Today is Women's Equality Day celebrating the approval of the 19th Amendment giving women the right to vote on this day in 1920
(Hillary Clinton)
Image of Right to vote
(Borat on Da Ali G Show)
Image of You can vote? But you're a woman
It's also National Dog Day
Image of Every Dog has His Day
...and National Cherry Popsicle Day
Image of To Cherry-Flavored Snow Cones
Flashback: On this day in 1991, a Gallup Poll discovered that people who eat (this) tend to take more baths and are less likely to be nervous that people who seldom eat (this). What?
* Ice Cream
* Beef Jerky
* Moon Pies
Answer
Ice Cream!
This and That
Money Keeps Women Awake
What is the #1 worry that keeps most women awake at night? Kids? Marital problems? If they'll ever get used to saying Kim Humphries instead of Kim Kardashian?
NO to all of those.
More and more women are staying awake over financial worries! The Catalyst Group found a third of women say money worries keep them from a good night sleep.
To-do lists and work stress come in a distant second.
What keeps men up at night? The most common answer was "nothing."
What Do You Get When You Pour Some...
Cheese infused vodka, fresh tomatoes, basil, and tomato juice into a shaker?
If you answered "A childhood favorite dish that gets you drunk," you'd be RIGHT!
It's the Grilled Cheese Martini now being served Beecher's, a handmade cheese emporium in New York and Seattle. You know what would make that better? Skip the olives and shove a giant PB&J in the glass.
Cuttin' Cake
- Macaulay Culkin (31)
- Branford Marsalis (51)
- Adrian Young (No Doubt 42)
Culkin (Home Alone, Kevin McCallister)
Image of Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Shark Tank, Karaoke Battle USA (NEW), 20/20
CBS: Football: Packers vs. Colts
NBC: Friends With Benefits (NEW, 2 episodes), Dateline (NEW)
FOX: Kitchen Nightmares, Fringe
CW: Nikita, Supernatural
Gotta See This!
Dog Vs. Cat in an Old West Showdown! Place your bets. Who's got the dog? Who's got the cat?
Ok, bets are in... let the battle begin. (2 minutes -- worth it)
Joke of the Day
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
Surf This!
Irene trackers need to keep their eye on the updates from the source, The National Hurricane Center. Plus, check out what else is brewing out there! Could Jose be next?
Funnies From 'Cross the Web
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple. He says he wants to work on his health, spend more time with his family and finally figure out how to work his iPhone. (Jokes By Jim)
The dog of a jewelry shop owner in Georgia ate $10,000 worth of diamonds. The portion he couldn’t finish was taken home in a people bag.(Jokes By Jim)
AAA says fewer Americans will travel over the Labor Day Weekend this year than last. Mostly because people don’t feel like celebrating labor while they are out of work. (Jokes By Jim)
The price of gold dropped 5.6% this week, the biggest drop since 2008. In fact, Lil’ Wayne lost $150,000 just on his teeth. (Jokes By Jim)
Wal-Mart has decided not to install wine bottle vending machines at its stores in Pennsylvania. The machines are apparently too bulky, they are subject to mechanical problems and Wal-Mart customers prefer their wine out of a box anyway. (Jokes By Jim)
Burger King added oatmeal to its breakfast menu.
… It took years of testing to figure out how to make a cup of oatmeal contain 980 calories and 30 grams of fat. (Jerry Perisho)
Millions of American women were thrilled to hear winery owner Ben Flajnik will be the next Bachelor. Millions of American men were surprised to find out there is something they care less about than the latest Kardashian wedding. (leftcoastsportsbabe)
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