Today is National Korean war Armistice Day, Walk on Stilts Day and Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day (make sure to bring a baggie!).
Pop Quiz
On this day in 2001, a new law in North Carolina banned...
a) BBQ Restaurants not having sweet tea as an option
b) Swearing in the presence of a corpse.
c) Richard Simmons
Answer
Swearing in the presence of a dead body!
Mystery Voice
What it's like to quit his job...
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Answer
Steve Carell on missing his friends at The Office, which began filming episodes (without Michael Scott) on Monday. His movie, "Crazy Stupid Love" opens Friday with Ryan Gosling and Julianne Moore.
Cuttin' Cake
- Peggy Flemming (63)
- Jonathan Ryhs Meyers (34)
- A-Rod (36)
- Bugs Bunny (71)
- Maya Ruldoph (39)
Bugs on you
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Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Middle, Modern Family, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets (NEW)
CBS: Big Brother (NEW), Criminal Minds, CSI
NBC: Minute to Win It (NEW), America's Got Talent (LIVE), Love in the Wild (NEW)
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (LIVE)
CW: America's Next Top Model, America's Next Top Model
Gotta See This
"You will find that dial telephones are very easy to use." Here's a little step-by-step film from the 50's on how to use your new, space-age, dial telephone (ya know, in case you'd like to play radio contests one day).
If you have a wedding or class reunion coming up, and need some fresh new moves, let the year 1973 be your teacher...
Did You Know
One in 8 men wear their underwear two or three times before washing it. Well isn't that special. The survey, conducted by Clorox, also found guys 18 to 29 wash their bed sheets around one-a-month (compared to once-a-week for women). More than half the men said they use the "sniff test" to determine when their clothes need to be washed. Source
Joke of the Day
Grandpa: boy, how many miles do you walk to school?
Boy: about a half mile.
Grandpa: when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy, what are your grades like?
Boy: they are mostly B's.
Grandpa: when I was your age I got all A's. Boy, have you ever gotten into a fight?
Boy: only two times and the boy beat me up.
Grandpa: When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy, how old are you?
Boy: 9 years old.
Grandpa: when I was your age I was 11
Surf This
Foodily! If you can't find a recipe here, it probably doesn't exist. Compare millions of receipes side-by-side and even share recipes you love with your friends.
This and That
The Great Male Survey
Men believe in marriage and love when their wife succeeds! If that's a surprise to you, then you'll surely be shocked at the results to AskMens.com's Great Male Survey. Here some highlights:
- 68% of men said they believe in the institution of marriage and plan to get married someday
- 92% are fine with their female partner making more money than them.
- 1/3rd say it was very important for their future wife to sign a prenup.
- About half of younger men (under 28) are not comfortable with the idea of dating a woman with children (That drops with age)
- Men between 35 and 50 want a child more than a puppy
- If they could only have one child, make it a boy, please.
- 75% of men believe couples should have sex several times each week.
- 1% said once-a-month is ok.
6 Real Diseases That Have Somehow Become Trendy
6) Asperger's (type of autism that usually allows a person to function independently)
5) Sociopathy (When they play "let's pretend," they like to be serial killers or vampires)
4) Gluten Intolerance (America has declared a war on gluten, a protein substance found in wheat and other grains)
3) Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (a chemical, or combo of chemicals that make a person sick. Usually diagnosed when nothing else explains why you are sick)
2) Lyme Disease
1) Bipolar Disorder (depressive lows and irresponsibly manic highs).
Tweet Of the Day
- The postal service may close 37-hundred post offices around the nation -- these are on the danger list
- Only 11% of parents ask for apple slices instead of fries for their kid's Happy Meal. So will 89% of parents be upset at the announcement McDonalds is changing their Happy Meal to automatically include fruit? Story.
- Study: Half of men say they would ditch a partner who gained weight. For the women - 20%. Two-thirds of men also admit to fantasizing about their partner's friends. Only 1/3rd of women said the same. Source
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