07.21.10: FOR YOUR SHOW
- National Junk Food Day
- Monkey Appreciation Day
- Make Your Own Pop Tart Day
POP QUIZ
If you're looking at a personal ad, there's a 35% chance the person is...
- Not the gender they say they are
- Lying about their income
- Married
ANSWER
Married!source
IN SEARCH OF
What folks are Googlin' this morning
"if you really knew me"
MTV's new series, "If You Really Knew Me", premiered last night and it must have struck an emotion because it's the #2 Google search this morning. The show asks high school students to participate in a one-day program called Challenge Day which tries to break down the walls among different circles of students. It's like a reality show version of "The Breakfast Club." watch a segment
"apple earnings"
Looks like the iPhone 4 stumble didn't hurt Apple a bit. The company reported record revenue and earnings yesterday on strong sales of the iPhone and iPad devices. In fact, it was the strongest revenue performance in the history of the 34-year old company. $3.25 billion in profit; a 78% increase.
"toby hemingway"
Taylor Swift has a new man in her life -- a guy that starred in her latest music video named Toby Hemingway. He's a 27-year old Brit who has appeared in episodes of "Bones," "CSI: Miami" and "Summerland." Speaking of Taylor, she announced on her third studio album, "Speak Now," will be released October 25th.
PHONEBUZZ
Light 'em up!
What's your biggest complaint, ladies, about the way guys drive?
Did you know that one-in-three men do NOT feel safe when their wives are driving? According to a new poll, men feel women concentrate too much on the kids and scenery, and not enough of what's happening around them.
Here are the top 10:
TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT WOMEN'S DRIVING
1. Lack of concentration
2. Braking too late
3. Flicking the accelerator
4. Not avoiding rumble strips
5. Getting too close to other cars
6. Braking too hard
7. Fiddling with the stereo
8. Failure to indicate
9. Going too fast
10. Sticking in the middle lane
Let's turn this around --- beyond the typical "men don't stop for directions," what's your biggest gripe about the way your hubby/boyfriend drives?
You said something to someone. They THOUGHT you said something else. Major drama followed. Have a story?
Joe Sugarman has a great story on his blog about getting kicked off a United Airlines flight because he asked the flight attendant if a meal was going to be served. Joe is a 1K traveler -- meaning he flies over 100-thousand miles with United every year, and always in first class. He asked the flight attendant, "Are you serving any meals during our flight?" A few minutes later, 2 armed Austin cops boarded the plane and took him away.
Here's what happened -- the flight attendant THOUGHT Joe asked if there were police on the flight. So instead of saying, "I beg your pardon," she called the cops. Sugarman was on the next flight...in first class.
FACEBUZZ
Post This: If you were called in to straighten up Lindsay Lohan's life... what would you do?
CELEBRITY TWEETS
- It's the mug shot heard 'round the world. Lindsay Lohan's mug shot was released after the LA County Sheriff's Dep't booked her into the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday. All cable networks covered her entrance live, as they should. After all, it's the most important story of all time. Lohan was ordered to serve 90 days in jail following a probation violation. She'll do 14 days, according to Us Weekly. more
- If you missed her dramatic entrance, which included confetti, watch it over and over and over here. go!
- If you're wondering where it all went wrong for Lindsay Lohan, check out this fancy 3-year timeline (with pictures) that begins after filming "I Know Who Killed Me," a movie that earned 8 Razzie Award nominations in 2007.
- Rapper and "Law & Order: SVU" star Ice-T was arrested yesterday in NYC after he was busted driving with a suspended license. He was processed and released. He later Tweeted: "Honestly, The fact that it made national news in 10min. Raises the question... How petty is our news today? What about the War and the Gulf?" his twitter page
- Zach Galifianakis told USA Today that yes, there will be a Hangover 2. "The script is really good, it will be fun."
- Steve Carell says he would love to make "Anchorman 2". In fact, the original cast is ready to go. The only folks not ready are the studio. "It's a no-go for now," reports Carell. source
- Pregnant: Actress Ali Larter. This will be baby #1 for Ali and her writer/actor hubby Hayes MacArthur. pic of the happy couple
- We're learning that Jenna Fischer, Pam on "The Office", and Lee Kirk were married on July 3rd by "Survivor" host Jeff Probst. He's been a minister in the Universal Life Church since the 90's and has married several friends. He flew back to Southern Cal from the set in Nicaragua for 24 hours to conduct the ceremony. more
CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY
- Jon Lovitz (53)
- Josh Hartnett (32)
- Garry Trudeau (61)
BIRTHDAY QUIZ
Our birthday boy is 58 today...
AUDIO
ANSWER
Robin Williams (The Genie in Aladin)
PRIMETIME, BABY
ABC: The Middle (1hr), Modern Family, Cougar Town, Castle
CBS: Big Brother (NEW), Criminal Minds, CSI: NY
NBC: Minute to Win It (NEW), America's Got Talent (LIVE), Law & Order: SVU
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (LIVE)
CW: America's Next Top Model (2hrs)
FUN STUFF
GOTTA SEE THIS
Fine- your dumb dog can fetch the paper... but can he sing "BATMAN"??? Nanananananananana - BATMAN!
DID YOU KNOW
"Sign # 1 — Communication is minimal: If you find that you are only exchanging words about the weather, the children, the house, or if you are just saying hi and bye, or yes and no, then your relationship could be in big trouble"
- from "8 signs of a rocky relationship" get the list
WHO SAID IT?
"It's sick where we live in a world where my kids can go online and look at hardcore porn with no rating, no nothing, but you can't go to the movies and hear people say f*** more than one time. You can show people actually having sex with animals, but you can't say f***."
-Bruce Willis on uptight movie censors
JOKE OF THE DAY
A door-to-door salesman stopped at a house and found a small boy sitting on the front step."Is your mother in?" asked the salesman
"Yes," said the boy
The salesman rang the doorbell, but there was no answer. He tried again; still no answer. He turned to the boy. "I thought you said your mother was home?"
"She is, but this isn't where I live."
SURF THIS!
Need a new voice mail message? How about letting that ripped Old Spice dude do it for you? He'll tell whomever is calling that you can't come to the phone because you're "ripping out mass loads of weights", or a number of other reasons that you choose. I'm on a horse.
GAMEBREAK!
Oh my is this funny! Cat with Bow Golf. Good luck!
DOGGIE BAG
- It is July 21st, 2010, and Sears is bringing out their... go!
- Playboy launched a website safe for work yesterday called TheSmokingJacket.com. It'll contain none of the boring nudity, but all of the fascinating articles. Finally. go!
- Who said genius doesn't reside in Sedro-Woolley, Washington. Two men, obviously bored, poured four gallons of methanol in a 55-gallon barrel with the intent of riding across a parking lot. Unfortunately, their barrel-rocket blew-up. Both have severe burns. And our space program has just taken two-steps back. Dang. go!
- Omar bin Laden, son of Osama (the evil one), says he's single and would love to come to America to meet Drew Barrymore. "She is the most beautiful person in Hollywood." This is our chance to really get back at Osama... make Drew Barrymore MARRY HIS SON! go!
- As we roast our butts off here, officials in Bolivia are dealing with citizens dying because of the extreme COLD temps. Temperatures are the coldest in 29 years there. go!
- This is God's way of warning this dude to stop cheating on his wife
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