05.11.10:  TODAY IS...


  • Eat What You Want Day (done!)
  • Ladies Who Don't Swear Appreciation Day (*&$% that)

POP QUIZ

The state that gave us Winona Ryder, Jessica Lange and Charles Shulz turns 152 years old today...


HINT

(Theme song from "Coach", a story based in Minnesota)


ANSWER

Minnesota... it became the 38th U.S. on this date in 1858.


IN SEARCH OF

What folks are Googlin' this morning

"century 21 stores"- Century 21 Department Store in NYC is the #1 search this morning because of "budget week" on The View.  Every designer outfit worn by the ladies yesterday was purchased for less than a $100 from Century 21.  Here's the website to window shop



"barbara walters heart surgery" - Speaking of The View, Barbara Walters is going under the knife... watch






"erica Blasberg" - 25-year old LPGA golfer Erica Blasberg was found dead at her home in Henderson, Nevada Sunday evening.  Although her father reported that she may have taken her own life, police are investigating.  ESPN is reporting that police responded to a 911 call, but no word on who made that call.  Blasberg played her only LPGA Tour event of the year two weeks ago in Mexico.  LPGA spokesman David Higdon called her death a "tough hit" for women's golf.  



"frank frazetta"- Fantasy artist Frank Frazetta died yesterday after suffering a stroke the night before.  He was 82.  He's best known for his illustrations in the "Conan" series in the 1960's.  In fact, one of his pieces, a battlefield image that covered a "Conan the Conqueror" paperback went for a million bucks to a private collector last year.





PHONEBUZZ

Light 'em up!

What do your fellow humans do that make them look immature... you just want to scream "GROW UP!"
When you hear a 40-year old man cussing up a storm in casual conversation, does that make him appear:
A) Unique
B) Funny
C) ...like a complete idiot that needs to grow up

If your answer is B, then you need to log off and do your homework.  

From AskMen.com, here's a great rundown of why adults need to stop talking like they're in a locker room 24 -7.  

  • It's adolescent - As a teen it was an act of rebellion and helped you fit in...this just in:  you're not a teen anymore
  • It makes you look stupid - If your first word grab is a swear word, then "you have a fundamental inability to express yourself well."
  • Swearing is inconsiderate - It comes across as aggressive and intimidating.
  • You can't take swearing back - One it flies out of your mouth, the damage has been done.  "Imagine going on a first date with a beautiful woman, and letting an expletive slip.  That could well be the last time you ever see her."

Read the entire article here

BLOG COMMENTS/REACTION:
  • The only people who are bothered by profanity in two thousand ten are Christians zealots. In regard to women as long as it's not done in anger or excessively you'll be just fine. 2010 not 1910 
  • Íf someone's offended by my choice of words, I could care less
  • People who think that "swearing" or "cussing" is bad, are the ones who have not grown up and evolved.
  • If you want to stand out as a man amongst boys, clean up you language
  • I never noticed how much I swear until my wife started doing it after picking it up from me. I now make an effort to check my swearing.




If five years ago someone said you'd be doing (what) to make money, you would've laughed in their face... but...
We've got a new buzzword!  It's a word that describes a growing group of people that have given up trying to find the perfect job, and instead make a living doing a series of small jobs, or gigs.  The word:  Gigonomics.  How many hats are you wearing to bring home the bacon?





When it comes to (what), you feel completely out of touch.  What is it for you?
What has completely passed you by?  Well get caught up, otherwise you'll sound like Andy Rooney:  "I don't know who Lady Gaga is" 



FACEBUZZ

Post this:  What kid's cereal do you still eat?


CELEBRITY TWEETS



Sandra Bullock spent her Mother's Day with son Louis at an art gallery in the French Quarter of New Orleans.  She was with family and friends. Photo



Why, I think we have a CHEATER!  Erin Andrews, ESPN reporter and current Dancing With the Stars contestant, has been found on a video that teaches groovy dance moves.  Check this out... she is seen near the end on Darrin Henson's "Darrin's Dance Grooves" training video.  Trust me, you have seen this commercial.   Caught ya!




Cyndi Lauper, who was fired from Trump's Celebrity Apprentice show Sunday night, thinks Bret will win.  "I think that Bret Michaels has a good shot...(he is) really creative and upbeat and always positive," she told USA Today even though he stabbed her in the back in the boardroom.  Lauper also announced she'll have a show on TV soon  based around her life.  Reality master Mark Burnett will produce.  


80-year old Barbara Walters announce on The View yesterday that she'll have heart surgery to replace a faulty valve later this week.  She'll be 'on the bench' for up to three months.  (heart surgery -- typical ratings grab!  Caught ya, Walters!)


What is Hollywood's solution to falling ratings?  SKIN!  The Miss USA pageant is taking heat for the sexy black and white photos of the contestants.  Of course the only way to objectively decide if you're offended is to take a look here:
http://missuniverse.com/missusa/members/contestants
BTW:  The pageant airs Sunday, 7pm, on NBC.


Look for Clay Aiken's new CD, Tried and True, on June 1st.  Clay covers the classics from the 50's and 60's, the music he loved as a child.  This will be his fifth album.  Clay recently recorded a special for PBS in Raleigh.  Watch the promo 




Hey, good news for Whitney Houston performed in Zurich the other night, and according to a local paper, the concert did "not become a disaster."  


Bobby Brown, Whitney's ex, will head down the aisle again.  He popped the question to his girlfriend Friday night in Jacksonville, FL.  
source


Why a car dealer in L.A. should never close on a Saturday... 


Awwwwwe... Amanda Peet's little girl
look

 

CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY

  • MTV VJ Martha Quinn from 'back in the day' is 51
  • Actress Holly Valance http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Valance
  • The late Natasha Richardson would've been 47


BIRTHDAY QUIZ

Our birthday girl turns 51 and hosted this show in 1988... who is she?

AUDIO



ANSWER

Martha Quinn

PRIMETIME, BABY!

ABC: Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Lost (NEW), V (NEW)
CBS: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), The Good Wife (NEW)
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE), Glee (NEW)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Life Unexpected


FUN STUFF


GOTTA SEE THIS

Someone forgot to tell these guys that it's impossible to walk on water...so they went ahead and figured out how to do it
Watch

DIDJA KNOW

"There's a crisis brewing, but it has nothing to do with the economic deficit or the current political uncertainty. Scientists are warning that rising levels of male infertility have become so perilous that it is a serious 'public health issue'. And some go even further... men are on a path to becoming completely infertile within a few generations."


WHO SAID IT?

 "I went up in their estimation from the first night on set, when I was called on to shoot a flaming arrow, missed my mark and hit a light, which duly exploded...I mean, how many mums do stuff like that?" 
-Cate Blanchet on looking cool in the eyes of her three sons while filming Robin Hood (opening this weekend w/Russell Crow)


JOKE OF THE DAY

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day the kids come in and share their stories: "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whisky, a pistol and a knife. He drank the whisky during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 enemies. He shot 15, stabbed 3 and killed the last 2 with his bare hands."

"What is the moral of this horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher.

"Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking."


SURF THIS

Want to annoying your office-mates?  I mean REALLY annoy them?  Fire up the online karaoke machine.  Pick your song and start singing.  The site gives you the music and words -- just like a drunk Friday night.  Have fun!
http://www.cantanding.com/

GAME BREAK!

Close the window!  Swat as many flies as you can with as few swats as possible.  Don't pretend like it's not fun, either!


DOGGIE BAG (left overs, but interesting)

  • 10 habits that ruin your appearance (the one my dad says you'd go blind from ain't even on the list!)  Go!
  • This just in, Grey Goose makes you bulletproof.   Breaking News:  No...it doesn't.  Go!
  • If your house catches on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?  Can someone say... BIRTHDAY CAKE? Go!
  • Apparently Barney Fife found a new gig in Moscow...and he's still up to his old tricks! Go!
  • "Officials: Jet Fuel Over N.J. May Not Be A Danger"  But what about this rash? Go!



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