Wednesday radio show prep: 10 gifts you shouldn't get anyone, and our sex lives are on fire!





Frankie Muniz of Malcom in the Middle fame is 27, comedian Margaret Cho turns 44, and Little Richard is the big eight-oh!

Jessica Pare turns 30 today... she's from "Mad Men" and "Jack and Bobby," and also appeared in this movie...and although this isn't her in the scene, I still need you to name the movie: PLAY

Answer: Hot Tub Time Machine! Jessica played Tara -- who did that scene in the hot tub with Nick ... um... you just have to see it.



Today is Bathtub Party Day ... everyone in! (rubber ducky song)








ABC: The Middle and The Neighbors are both news followed by a Modern Family rerun (booo!), Suburgatory is new along with Nashville

CBS: Survivor: Philippines is new followed by a new Criminal Minds and a live event wraps up the night: The Grammy Nominations Concert Live! -- Countdown to Music's Biggest Night

NBC: Whitney, Guys with Kids, Law and Order: SVU, and Chicago Fire are all new tonight

FOX: The X Factor is live

CW: Arrow and Supernatural are both new




The only Christmas specials on network TV are The Middle: Christmas Help, and The Neighbors: Merry Crap-Mas...both on ABC. There's a load of holiday magic on cable, though, and the entire day is mapped out here.




One hit wonder Wednesday -- and we've got a toughy today! Back to 1982 with this -- PLAY; -- can you name the group?

Is it Tom Tom Club, The Clocks, or The Gang of Four?

Answer: Gang of Four!






Today's life lesson: If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.






Surviving the Holidays



The 10 Christmas gifts you should NEVER give anyone! And if you've already purchased one of these, we hope you kept the receipt:
  1. A puppy. If they haven't expressed a desire for a pet, keep driving past the pet store
  2. Cooking classes. A guy will see right through the cooking class you purchased for the two of you.
  3. A scale or gym membership. That's a ticket straight to the doghouse.
  4. "This Christmas" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. 'Nuff said.
  5. Snuggies. Even if they're printed in their favorite sports team's logo.
  6. A Shake Weight. Unless, of course, you really hate the person you got as your office Secret Santa
  7. Keeping Up with the Kardashians on DVD. Even if your friends love them, please don't contribute anymore to Kim's pocketbook.
  8. A guinea pig. They smell bad and they chew through their cages and will end up in your dress shoe.
  9. An Atkins Diet Book. See "gym membership" above.
  10. Tickle Me Elmo. Not this year...because...well, you know.

Source



Looking for an alternative to the Christmas tree? How about one made out of books? Check it out here






Big jerk boss!





We're coming up on the end of 2012...which means we press reset on our lives and make new resolutions for 2013. What promises are you making to yourself next year? To lose some weight? Read a few more books? Get your boss fired? Learn how to cook --- wait, what? get your boss fired?

Yep! A survey found that for 2% of us, that's our main goal for 2013 -- to help oust the boss.

A better alternative, if you ask me, is to just look for a new job -- which is what 23% of will do. What is our top work-related wish? Work hard and get a raise.  Tried and true.

All of this after we help show the boss the door, of course!




Can't come to the phone...I'm all tied up --- *snicker*





Ready for this survey? 50% of women say they have tried bondage this year, and three-quarters have dabbled in role playing. In fact, our love lives have heated up to the point where three times a week is the new normal! Yikes, do these folks have kids? 11% are getting kinky outside the bedroom -- translation: in the car on the way to work!

Who is getting the credit for this? Fifty Shades of Grey!

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