radio show prep: radio host falls asleep on air, turned on women do disgusting things, and when auto-correct turns an ordinary text into something hilarious


Hey guys... ever fall asleep ON THE AIR?  Here's a video that has gone viral -- it's WFAN's Mike Francesa who fades off during an interview with Sweeny Murti.  Watch his head slooooowly fall until his body jolts him back to life.  Check out his reaction after he wakes up.  He has that "where the hell am I?" look.





Show Starters Friday 09.14.12


cuttin' cake



  • Tyler Perry from those Madea movies that make tons of money is 43
  • Murphy Brown's Faith Ford is 48
  • Sam Neill from Jurassic Park turns 65


Today is National Cream Filled Donut Day


in theaters this weekend


The Master with Phillip Seymour Hoffman



Resident Evil: Retribution with Milla Jovovich



Finding Nemo 3d




primetime friday


abc: premiere of the great show Shark Tank, along with the premiere of Primetime: What Would You Do?, followed by the season premiere of 20/20
cbs: all reruns
nbc: Dateline is new at 10
fox: Touch is new at 8
cw:  America's Next Top Model is new


pop quiz:  friday mash-up


A three songs were smash hits during the same year...

Play:


  • I Wanna Know by Joe
  • Music by Madonna
  • Bye Bye Bye from 'N Sync


What year?

Answer:  2000!



pop quiz: mystery voice


Who is the most dangerous woman on the web?

play

Answer: Emma Watson!  She replaced Heidi Klum who topped the list last year.  Here are the top three that will infect your computer:

1) Emma
2) Jessica Biel
3) Eva Mendes

Jimmy Kimmel was the only man to make the top 20.  Susan Boyle did not make the list again this year.  Dangit.



joke of the day


“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.
“Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!”



The Power of Arousal 


Here's a study that seems obvious, but it's still interesting.  Never doubt the power of being turned-on.  It turns out, arousal will make us do some pretty disgusting things.

A university asked females to to complete various disgusting actions, like drinking from a cup with a bug in it, or wiping their hands with a used hankie.

The women that were turned-on beforehand were more willing to drink from the cup or touch the hankie.  Sexual arousal seems to have an effect on a woman's disgust response.

This is why she puts up with you, guy!





Damn You!


I think we've all been victim to our phone's auto-correct while texting a quick note.  I once tried typing a city close by me called Fuquay-Varina, and the auto-correct changed it to Fuquay-Vagina.  Oops.  There's a website that specializes in posting some of the greatest auto-corrects ever - sent in by the victims themselves.  Here are a few examples:






Check out DamnYouAutoCorrect.com

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