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-Dave
P.S. You will see some major changes coming to ViralDj by early summer. Very exciting, but a lot of work. I'll keep you in the loop...
Show Starters...
Cuttin' Cake
- Martha Quinn (MTV 53 Audio fr/early 80's MTV)
- Jeffrey Donovan (Burn Notice 44 Vance in "Hitch"
- Finn on Glee, Cory Monteith (30)
*** Military Spouses Day ***
*** Tomorrow (Sat) is National Babysitters Day ***
*** Sunday is Mother's Day ***
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Shark Tank (NEW), Primetime: What Would You Do? (NEW), 20/20CBS: Undercover Boss (FINALE), CSI: NY (FINALE), Blue Bloods (FINALE)
NBC: Who Do You Think You Are? (NEW), Grim (NEW), Dateline (NEW)
FOX: The Finder (FINALE), Fringe (FINALE)
CW: Nikita (NEW), Supernatural (NEW)
Saturday Night Live - Will Ferrell hosts / Usher Performs
Joke of the Day
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I'm about to receive..."
Friday Mash-Up
Three songs, and they have one thing in common -- they were all hits during the same year...What year? 2004,2006, or 2010???
HINT: It was the same year we saw this flick at the theater:
Answer: 2004!!!
Never Get Married
The Stir compiled a list of why it's better to stay perpetually single...1) Despite what everyone else says, you LOVE the single life.
2) You know you'll have to share both the ice cream and the television remote.
3) You'll have to boot Pablo the Pool Boy.
4) You like to sleep across the whole bed.
5) You can't stand sharing your space, especially when you know that with marriage comes dude stuff - like that awful Bud Light sign.
6) You know that colonies of dirty socks will follow you everywhere you go the moment you let a guy move in.
7) You'd rather be able to break it off and move on without having to involve the courts.
8) Your toilet seat will NEVER be the same.
9) You don't want to have to answer to anyone - you can come and go as you please.
10) Marriage = one person for the rest of your life. One person for the rest of your life = BORING.
11) Marriage is expensive. So is divorce. You'd rather take the cash and travel around Europe for three years.
12) Your main priority is climbing that corporate ladder and making yourself a success in your career.
13) Getting a break on your taxes and car insurance, despite what they say, isn't a reason to settle down.
14) Marriage is an antiquated tradition, much like not allowing women to vote. Why bother with an institution that fails half the time?
15) You know that marriage = compromise. You don't feel that you need to compromise everything to be with someone else.
Phones/Facebook: Which one did they miss?
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Five Great iPhone Apps for Pet Lovers
MapMyDogWalk - free app that keeps track of your favorite dog walking paths along with the human calories burned while walking.My Dog - $1.99: Keeps track of the most important information you need for your pet including vet appointments and vaccination records.
Perfect Dog - Ultimate Breed Guide to Dogs - Describe the dog of your dreams and the app suggests the perfect dog for you and your family.
CatWrangler - The free app gives you an entire heard of virtual cats to take care of right on your phone. Best part is no smelly litter box. Worst part, you've just become crazy-cat-lady.
TextAPet - Kind of like Instagram for pets. Pets get their own pet photo streams that you can share with family members and strangers. Free.
Random Ways to Get Ahead at Work
A few expert tips from Cosmo to help you move up the ladder...- Schedule a vacation - Why? Because studies have proven that people get a big boost of happiness just before they go on vacation, which translates into a better worker.
- Wear Sunscreen - A body that's too tan (or even orange thanks to spray-tans) sends a signal to your boss that you're self-obsorbed and frivolous.
- Suck Up! I know this is everything you've always hated about your co-workers, but studies prove that a little brown-nosing moves you up the ladder
- Watch YouTube Vids - Because research proves that people in good moods perform better (see "schedule vacation"), so if you're about to unleash on a co-worker, bring up a funny video to take your mind off the situation
- Get Off Your Butt! Exercise DURING work makes you more productive. Hit the gym during lunch hour, or go for a 15 minute walk outside.
A Safe Way to Text a Naughty Photo!
Finally, a way to send naughty pictures to the one you love without getting caught! A free iPhone app called SnapChat allows you to send a crazy picture to your boyfriend with a timer that deletes the photo within seconds. So he gets a peek, and then it's gone. The app even warns you if he tried to take a screenshot...busted! Grab it here
'Social Jetlag' is Making Us Fat
If you wake up to an alarm, you have, what researchers are calling, 'social jetlag'. A new condition described as a mismatch between our body's internal clock and the realities of our day-to-day lives. Each one of us has a unique sleep cycle, but the busier we get, the more we ignore that cycle. And ignoring the cycle is leading us to smoke, drink and eat more. So what can you do to minimize the damage? A researcher suggested spending more time outdoors during daylight hours, or at least sitting by a window, may help the problem.Source
Just In Time For Mother's Day
Our friends at AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com have released something special just in time for Mother's Day -- greeting cards! Yes, send mom an Awkward greeting card featuring some of the best awkward photos featured on the site. Head here, but warning, you will get little done at work once you're on this site.
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