Show Starters
Pop Quiz!
10% of couples have considered splitting up over this...
- His mother
- His snoring
- Her obsession with shoes
Answer: His snoring! (PLAY)
A survey found we fight about twice per week over all the (bad) noise made in bed. More than 20% lose two hours of sleep every night because of the noise.
Personal: As I got older, the snoring got worse. It got so bad that I started sleeping in the spare bedroom. Snoring can really tear apart your relationship. I went into a sleep clinic, and now wear a CPAP mask which has not only completely stopped the snoring, but has also allowed me to get much deeper and more restful sleep. Before the CPAP machine, I was only getting a few minutes of deep REM every night. I now get several hours. My wife now sleeps deeper than she has in the past 10 years. It's a miracle and something I highly recommend to dudes that are too stubborn to address their chainsaw snoring every night.
Cuttin' Cake
- Jack Klugman (90)
- Casey Kasem (80 as Shaggy)
- Kate Pierson of the B-52's (64 PLAY)
- Sheena Easton (53 PLAY)
*** Today is Hairball Awareness Day (PLAY) ***
Friday Mashup
What do Gina G, Donna Lewis, and Chumbawumba have in common?
PLAY
Those songs were hits in 1997. Or was it 1998? Or was it 2000? You tell me!
Answer: 1997! Source
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Shark Tank (NEW), Primetime: What Would You Do?, 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: Undercover Boss (NEW), CSI: NY (NEW), Blue Bloods (NEW)
NBC: Who Do You Think You Are? (Rob Lowe examines his family history NEW), Grimm (NEW), Dateline (NEW)
FOX: The Finder (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: Nikita (NEW), Supernatural (NEW)
Joke of the Day
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
100 Things to Eat Before You Die
The latest quiz on Facebook asks how many of the "100 things to eat before you die" you have sampled. Let's run it down...
1. Abalone (sea snails)
2. Absinthe flavouring
3. Alligator
4. Baba ghanoush (eggplant)
5. Bagel and lox (salmon)
6. Baklava (Greek pastry)
7. Barbecue ribs
8. Bellini flavouring
9. Bird’s nest soup
10. Biscuits and gravy
11. Black pudding
12. Black truffle
13. Borscht (beetroot soup)
14. Calamari
15. Carp
16. Caviar
17. Cheese fondue
18. Chicken and waffles
19. Chicken tikka masala
20. Chilli relleno (stuffed chile)
21. Chitlins (pig intestines)
22. Churros (Spanish doughnut)
23. Clam chowder
24. Cognac
25. Crabcake
26. Crickets
27. Currywurst (sausage)
28. Dandelion wine
29. Dulce de leche (milk pud)
30. Durian (south-east Asian fruit notorious for its odour)
31. Eel
32. Eggs Benedict (eggs, muffin, ham, Hollandaise sauce)
33. Fish tacos
34. Foie gras
35. Fresh spring rolls
36. Fried catfish
37. Fried green tomatoes
38. Fried plaintain
39. Frito pie (corn chips, chilli and cheese)
40. Frog’s legs
41. Fugu (puffer fish)
42. Funnel cake
43. Gazpacho soup
44. Goat
45. Goat’s milk
46. Goulash
47. Gumbo (stew/soup)
48. Haggis
49. Head cheese (meat jelly)
50. Heirloom tomatoes
51. Honeycomb
52. Hostess fruit pie
53. Huevos rancheros (fried eggs, tortillas, chilli)
54. Jerk chicken
55. Kangaroo
56. Key lime pie
57. Kobe beef (a Japanese cut)
58. Lassi (Indian yogurt drink)
59. Lobster
60. Mimosa (herb)
61. Moon Pie (marshmallow, chocolate, banana pastry)
62. Morel mushrooms
63. Nettle tea
64. Octopus
65. Oxtail soup
66. Paella
67. Paneer cheese
68. Pastrami on rye
69. Pavlova (meringue cake)
70. Phaal (curry dish)
71. Philly cheesesteak (sarnie with steak and cheese)
72. Pho (noodle soup)
73. Pineapple and cottage cheese
74. Pistachio ice cream
75. Po’ boy (US meat sandwich)
76. Pocky (Japanese chocolate snack)
77. Polenta
78. Prickly pear
79. Rabbit stew
80. Raw oysters
81. Root beer float
82. S’mores (candy bar)
83. Sauerkraut
84. Sea urchin
85. Shark
86. Snail
87. Snake
88. Soft shell crab
89. Som tam (spicy salad made from shredded, unripened papaya)
90. Spaetzle (German dumpling or noodle)
91. Spam
92. Squirrel
93. Steak tartare
94. Sweet potato fries
95. Sweetbreads
96. Tom yum (soup)
97. Umeboshi (pickled ume fruits common in Japan, similar to a plum)
98. Venison
99.Wasabi peas
100. Courgette flowers
Where's the hot-dog stuffed pizza crust on this list? Where's the Dorrito shell taco? Now that's livin'!
Phones/Facebook: Do you have a food test? If a person turns down a certain food, you can't them, right? Which one?
The 5 Worst Frozen Foods
There's nothing more tempting than the beautiful steak dinner pictured on the front of a frozen dinner. In the grocery story, it just sits there calling your name. Don't fall for it... TotalBeauty.com gave us the worst of the worst. Here are 5:
- Kashi Sweet and Sour Chicken: They point out that Kashi usually serves up quality meals, but the sweet and sour chicken has a "whopping 25 g's of sugar. That equals two Krispy Kreme doughnuts."
- Hot Pockets Calzone, Pepperoni and Three Cheese: These pockets are stuffed with more than 100 ingredients. Pizza shouldn't be that complicated.
- Banquet Boneless Pork Rib (Shaped Patty Meal): Controversial ingredients like MSG, BHT, and partially hydrogenated soybean oil are packed in this, so-called, meal.
- Boston Market Chicken Pot Pie: This comfort food will make "your body feel anything but comfortable" with 780 calories and 48 g's of fat.
- Hungry-Man Bourbon Steak Strips: This is a block of salt. 72% of your recommended daily intake of sodium and 9 g's of saturated fat, "not even the hungriest man -- or woman -- should touch this meal.
She's Not the One When...
There are plenty of articles for women packed with indications that the dude she's with is most definitely NOT the one. So here's one for guys. A few ways to know that you're not going the distance, from guys that have been there. Here are the top five answers from the Twitter trend #SignsShe'sNotThe1:
#5) Your Friends Aren't Fans
#4) You Can't "Do Nothing" with Her (it's uncomfortable just "hanging out" doing nothing)
#3) You Feel Guilty All the Time (You always feel like the bad guy, like you did something wrong because she makes you feel lousy)
#2) Your Sex Life is Lousy
#1) She's Amazing - But You Still Can't Commit
Phones/Facebook: Your friends saw it, but you didn't. Looking back, you knew your relationship was doomed when _____
Source
Don't OD on Vitamins
U.S. Researchers, writing in the Journal of the National Cancer Insitute, are scared that we may be going overboard on supplements we think will prevent cancer and make us healthier. They say pills like folic acid, vitamin D and calcium do not reduce the risk of cancer.Worse -- Antioxidant pills such as beta carotene, and vitamins C and E "may even PROMOTE the disease."
They recommend taking it easy on the pills and instead eat healthy foods which includes a wide variety of fruit and veggies.
"For most healhty people therre should be no need to take suppliments."
Gotta See This
And now...the two worst people on earth. Watch.
Here's my rule. You catch ANYTHING in the stands, it goes to a kid. Hand it off to your kid. If you didn't bring a kid, it goes to the closest kid around you. If there isn't a kid around you, you keep it. Got it? I'm not even going to argue about this -- it's called "being a man". Live it.
That's It!
Have a super weekend, and if all goes as planned, I'll have a special Saturday post ready for tomorrow morning. If you enjoyed anything on this page, I'd appreciate a click below (Facebook, G+, email...anything). Have a GREAT weekend!
