In the News

A Wisconsin woman got violent and went to jail after finding out McDonalds had switched to their breakfast menu at 3am. She wanted a burger. (I would call this outrageous, but don't pretend the smell of a Big Mac hasn't haunted your brain in the middle of the night... you'd be arrested, too)

An Australian insurance company is offering a policy that will cover President Obama in the event of a crocodile attack while visiting the Northern Territory. (Don't laugh, the secret service has already arrested a crocodile wearing a baseball hat and blue jeans waiting outside his hotel)

A South African man was mauled to death by Humphrey, the hippo he kept as a pet. (he was a hungry, hungry hippo theme song)

6 "Psycho" Things Women Do That Are Actually Pretty Reasonable

It's easy to throw the "psycho" label on a woman we used to date, but was she really psycho, or is it our way of letting ourselves off the hook for something stupid WE did. Here's an article written by a guy that breaks down six things women do that are reasonable, but labeled "psycho."

Google/Facebook stalking - can you really fault a woman for trying to find out everything she possibly can about a guy before she goes out with him? Tweets, Facebook pics, articles -- this stuff isn’t secret. It’s information that’s readily available.
Having cats - As if a kitten is some kind of gateway drug that leads to a heavy hoarding and daytime TV habit. This is ridiculous, wrong-headed, Seinfeldian thinking. Plain and simple.
Jealousy - Checking your texts; yelling at you for flirting; Women get the psycho treatment for doing things like this all the time, but you have to ask -- are they psycho if they’re right?
Wanting babies - Women might sometimes worry, as they get older, that if they wait around for a man to be ready to have children, they might miss their window. So, a woman might bring this up earlier than is comfortable for a man, in order to gauge his reaction.
Trashing your stuff - A week ago you were making promises to each other and cuddling in bed. Now you dumped her. Is it irrational if she throws your stuff out the window?

Lies Men and Woman Tell In Their Online Dating Profile

A dating website asked their subscribers what part of their online dating profile is embellished (translation: "big fat lie"), and what they discovered is most of us lie -- 53% of Americans to be exact, lie about themselves to give a better first impression. So what is it we lie about?

Top 10 for Men:

Job (better than it is)
Height (taller)
Weight (losing or gaining a few pounds)
Physique (atheletic)
Money
More senior than they really are at work
Interesting profession
Knowing celebrities
Having a PA (personal assistant)
Working in the film industry

Lies told by Women:

Weight (losing a few pounds)
Age (losing a few years)
Physique (toned)
Height
Money
Bust (bigger than it is)
Glamorous profession
Knowing celebrities
Having a PA
Working in entertainment

Here's the good news -- the lies diminish as we get older. It appears that as the years pass, people want to be accepted for who they really are.

Question: What's the biggest whopper of a lie you caught on someone's online profile?

Gotta See This

Sheee's back. The "It's Friday, Friday" girl, Rebecca Black is back for more. After being lampooned on YouTube, she's trying to go legit in a video for her new song, "Person of Interest." Good news for Rebecca, the latest voting is 50/50 for like/dislike on YouTube. Now that's a comeback!

Joke of the Day

After 30 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K."

"What does that mean?" she asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K?"

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

Primetime, Baby!

CW: Beneath the Blue (2010)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), Rules of Engagement (NEW), Person of Interest (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), Parks & Rec (NEW), The Office (NEW), Whitney (NEW), Prime Suspect (NEW)
ABC; 20/20 (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)
FOX: The X-Factor (LIVE), Bones (NEW)