October 25th, 2011

Today is National Greasy Foods Day (or what we call in America - Tuesday), Sourest Day (for sour people) and International magic Week begins.



Number of the Day

20

20% of women would give up sex over Facebook for a week. "20%? That's it?" asks all husbands.



3-Days Is So 1996



Remember the old 3-days discussion in "Swingers" about length of time a guy should wait before calling a woman back? Turns out 3-days is a lifetime.  The new rule -- 36 hours. A survey found people now wait around a day and a half before making contact following their first date. This mean if you go out Saturday, and he hasn't called you by 11:48 am on Monday, you better start making new plans for the weekend.



Most Searched Halloween Costumes

If you believe Google, the skies will be full of Angry Birds this Halloween. Here are the 12 most searched Halloween costumes this year.



1. Angry Birds
2. Black Swan
3. Playboy Bunny
4. Nicki Minaj
5. Smurfette
6. Wilfred
7. Monster High
8. Tron
9. Captain America
10. Pan Am
11. Charlie Sheen
12. Rapunzel



What Would You Do With an Extra Hour?

A little reminder that time is on your side this weekend -- the clocks get pushed BACK an hour on Sunday. Even though we only gain an hour, it does help make it feel like the longest day of the year, doesn't it? So what are you going to do with that extra hour? Topping the list from a British survey is one word -- relax.

#1 Relax
#2 Sleep
#3 Spend time with family

Those are fine -- but here are the top three things you SHOULD do with your extra hour

#1 Delete Angry Birds from your iPad
#2 Read something intelligent to make up for those lost and pointless hours watching Jersey Shore
#3 One word: Tattoo. Translation: Finally make that appointment to get it removed. Whitesnake will always rule in your mind, but it ain't helping you on a job interview.





Cuttin' Cake

  • Ciara (25)
  • Marion Ross (83)
  • Tracy Nelson (47)




Primetime Baby!

ABC: Last Man Standing (NEW), Man Up! (NEW), Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Body of Proof (NEW)
CBS: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), Unforgettable (NEW)
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW), Prime Suspect
FOX: The X Factor (NEW)
CW: Ringer, Ringer



Gotta See This

Rudest wedding crasher EVER...







Joke of the Day

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver took one look at the child and said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


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