05.14.10: THIS WEEKEND IS...

Friday: National Dance Like a Chicken Day
Saturday: Peace Officer Memorial Day, honored by 21,000 police departments in the U.S.
Sunday: International Sea Monkey Day
POP QUIZ

On this day in 1998, NBC aired the final episode of Seinfeld. It was the same day one of the most famous American singers in history died. Remember who?
ANSWER
Frank Sinatra (82 years old)
IN SEARCH OF
What Folks are Googlin' this morning
"you cut" - The #1 search this morning is for YouCut, a program set up by House Whip, Rep. Eric Cantor, which allows conservative voters to vote online or via text for what spending cuts they want. Cantor promises an "up or down vote" from House Republicans on whatever item wins the poll.
"trey hillman"- Trey Hillman became the first manager to get fired this season when the Kansas City Royals let him go yesterday. The decision was announced just after the Royals beat the Indians, ending a seven game losing streak. Ned Yost, who joined the Royal's front office in January, will take over.
"unclaimed money" - According to a recent survey, there is an estimated $300-billion in "free unclaimed money" owed to the public. We're talking such things as money, property, shares, bonds, bank accounts, stocks or jewelry that are being held by the government until the owners make a claim. How you forget about a bank account or two is beyond me, but life gets busy, and it would be a good idea to check this website to see if something is waiting for you:

"danica mckellar"- Danica McKellar, or Winnie from The Wonder Years, has posed for a spread in Maxim magazine's Hot 100 issue. She's a math genius who wrote Hot X: Algebra Exposed! to "help girls not be afraid of math". She's now 35 and says her biggest turn on is confidence. "Confidence is one of the sexiest things in guys and girls." You know you want to --- it's here.
PHONEBUZZ
Light 'em up!
For the guys -- what is the one thing she says or does that indicates she's ticked at you, and it's going to be a long weekend.
Here are the "9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman"
- Fine
- Five Minutes
- Nothing
- Go Ahead
- Loud Sigh
- That's Okay
- Thanks
- Whatever
- Don't Worry About it, I Got It
Full explanations here
Teachers, be honest. You don't have to say your name, but wouldn't it be nice to hand out a little corporal punishment every once in a while?
By now you've seen the video of the teacher beating up her student, right? If not, check it out. The video, taken by a student's cell phone, shows Sherri Davis losing it on a sixth grade student after he supposedly made fun of a mentally challenged girl who was dancing. The teacher was fired, and may face further charges.
Name one famous person you'd love to throw back a few drinks with during Happy Hour tonight.
From Guyism.com, here's their list of the "6 TV Badasses We'd Love to Have a Drink With":
- Dexter Morgan (a cold blooded killer is bound to have terrific stories!)
- Tommy Gavin (Dennis Leary in Rescue Me)
- Tony Soprano
- MacGyver
- B.A. Baracus (Mr. T on the A-Team)
- Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland on 24)
Full list
CELEBRITY TWEETS
A "Deadliest Catch" fisherman is heading to the slammer. Joshua Tel Warner got 9 1/2 years for robbing three banks in Eugene, Oregon. Warner committed one of the robberies just before joining the crew of the Wizard, and 2 more after he left. Viewers turned Warner in after recognizing him on the show in January.
sourceThat sixth grade YouTube sensation, Greyson Chance, made his TV debut today on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Get this - the kid has only been playing piano for three years and has never taken a voice lesson. He got a surprise call from Lady Gaga, too. Her advice: "... keep following your dreams and work really hard and stay away from girls and be focused."
WatchWow, it's good business to be on American Idol, and even BETTER business to WIN American Idol. TMZ discovered how the Idols make their money, and it all depends on where they fall:

- "The winner gets $175,000 when he/she starts recording ... and another $175,000 when that person "delivers" the first album. If the winner gets a second album, he/she gets anywhere between $275,000 and $550,000 depending on the success of the album. As for a third album -- anywhere between $325,000 and 650,000. As for a fourth -- anywhere between $375,000 - $750,000. As for a fifth -- $450,000 - $900,000. And a six album gets the winner between $500,000 and a cool $1 mil.
- The second place finisher gets $150,000 when he/she starts recording their first album ... and another $150,000 upon delivery. The second album gets the runner-up between $225,000 and $450,000 and so on.
- As for 3rd through 12th place -- if the label signs them -- they each get $100,000 when he/she begins recording album #1 and another $100,000 upon delivery."

Tribune Media Services announce yesterday that they'll be ending the "Annie" comic strip on June 13th. The strip, originally called "Little Orphan Annie," made its debut in 1924.
Today on the Dr. Oz show, celebs ask the good doctor medical questions. Lining up for free advice is Mary J Blige, Patti Labelle, Carrie Ann Inaba, Trudie Styler, Martha Stewart and Jennifer Aniston. Watch the Aniston clip here
WatchRachel Uchitel, famous for sleeping with married famous men, told Us Magazine that Bones actor David Boreanaz fell in love with her, and she has texts to prove it. She says SHE was the one to break it off because she no longer respected or trusted him (she really said that... the woman that dates married men). "I am deeply hurt and offended that anyone would think that I wanted to break up his family. Nothing could be further from the truth." Is this woman for real?
Read it hereOPENING THIS WEEKEND:
Robin Hood starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett
Just Wright starring Queen Latifah
Letters to Juliet starring Amanda Seyfried
CUTTIN' CAKE THIS WEEKEND
FRIDAY
George Lucas is 66
Cate Blanchett turns 41
Singer Shanice is 37
New Kid Danny Wood is 41
SATURDAY
Jamie-Lynn Sigler is 29
Emmitt Smith turns 41
SUNDAY
Debra Winger is 55
Pierce Brosnan turns 57
Tori Spelling is 37
Megan Fox turns 24
Janet Jackson is 44
Gabriella Sabatini is 40
PRIMETIME THIS WEEKEND
FRIDAY
ABC: Wife Swap (NEW), Primetime: What Would You Do? (NEW), 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: Ghost Whisperer (NEW), Medium (NEW), Miami Medical (NEW)
NBC: Friday Night Lights (NEW), Dateline
FOX: House, Kitchen Nightmares (NEW)
CW: Smallville (NEW), America's Next Top Model
SATURDAY
ABC: Just Like Heaven (2005), Castle
CBS: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), 48 Hrs (NEW)
NBC: Parenthood, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU
FOX: Cops, Cops, America's Most Wanted
SUNDAY
ABC: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (NEW), Desperate Housewives (NEW), Brothers & Sisters (NEW)
CBS: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (NEW), Survivor Heroes vs Villains (Reunion - LIVE)
NBC: The 2010 Miss USA Pageant (LIVE), The Celebrity Apprentice (NEW)
FOX: The Simpsons (NEW), The Cleveland Show (NEW), Family Guy (NEW), American Dad (NEW)
FUN STUFF
GADGET OF THE DAY
$20 and donuts for life! This Mini Donut Factory makes six bite-sized donuts at once and fits on the corner of your desk!
WatchGOTTA SEE THIS
According to BuzzFeed, the girls in this video are 7-years old. The dancing is amazing...but the outfits? You decide
WatchDID YOU KNOW
"Cougars beware — having a boy toy husband increases a woman’s chances of an early death, according to a German study reported Thursday by the Daily Mail...And the younger her spouse is, the harder it is on a woman's health, researchers found...However, the trend is reversed when an older man opts for a younger woman."
-More here
WHO SAID IT
"Elin Nordegren was not the type of young woman to date Tiger Woods, at least not at first...For one thing, she had a boyfriend at home in Sweden. He was a normal, decent guy, driving a forklift in a warehouse. If things worked out with him, her life would be safe and predictable, an option that Elin actually found extremely appealing."
-From the book Tiger by Steve Helling
JOKE OF THE DAY
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.
"Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?
"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."
SURF THIS

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http://www.zinecube.com/GAMEBREAK
Just balance the hanger. You'll figure it out. It's kind of funny.
http://www.vectorpark.com/levers/DOGGIE BAG (leftovers, but still good)
- Would you like some herpes with your mascara? Go!
- Autistic boy draws a stick figure holding a gun. He's now considered a terrorist. Too far? Go!
- Caught on camera! Just minutes before traveling through time! Go!
- Without a doubt the best...cupcake...ever! Go!
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