radio show prep: super flea; tv to blame for sperm problems; top two things we rate in people we meet

ShowStarters Wed Feb 6th, 2013




  • Kris "ex-Mr. Kim Kardashian" Humphries is 28
  • Sex and the City 2 star Alice Eve is 31
  • Mike Farrell from MASH is 74
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor turns 96
  • Rick Astley is 47
  • Axl Rose is 51 and still CRAZY!




ABC: The Middle, The Neighbors, Modern Family, Suburgatory, and Nashville are all new tonight

CBS: Criminal Minds and CSI are new

NBC: Whitney, Guys with Kids, Law and Order: SVU, and Chicago Fire are all new

FOX: American Idol moves on to Hollywood week

CW: Arrow and Supernatural are both new




One hit wonder Wednesday -- this is a toughie today! We're back to 1993, and their only hit called "Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dad) for (who)???

PLAY

Was it

-69 Boyz
-D.R.S.
-Digable Planets

Answer: Digable Planets




Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!" afterwards.




Super Flea!



It's a tiny bird! It's a tiny plane! It's...it's... SUPER FLEA! That's right, Super Flea! Able to crawl all over your dog without being affected by those silly flea and tick medications that used to work. The flea and tick season is lasting much longer because of the extended warm weather, and these fleas will not go away.  3 things you can do:

1) Apply flea medicine to the pet's skin, not fur
2) Ask your vet if it's okay to increase your dog's dosage
3) Treat your lawn for insects i the spring




Phoner/Email



What is the worst Valentines Day gift you ever received. Maybe it wasn't a gift at all, but a date that was an utter disaster!




Too much TV takes a toll on sperm!



The ability for men to reproduce is getting harder, and television may be to blame! A Harvard study proves that the lack of physical activity impacts sperm count and concentration. Translation guys: You're spending way too much time in front of the TV, either watching a show or playing a game, and not enough time outside, moving your body, and populating the world!




How to have a better marriage -- in 7 minutes.



A psychologist out of Northwestern discovered the key to a happy marriage, and it applies to couples that have been married 2 years to 50 years. Here's the secret -- write out your argument.

120 couples were asked to literally write down the details to their most recent fight.

60 wrote about their disagreement from the perspective of a neutral party.

The other 60 wrote about their argument, but from their own perspective.

At the end of the study, all the couples still fought, but the ones that wrote about their arguments from the perspective of a neutral party were less upset by their fights and reported more satisfaction. The 7 minute fix.




Teeth and grammar



If you're single and sizing up someone new, what are the first two things you rate? According to this survey of 5,481 singles, it's teeth and grammar.

"From a Darwinian perspective, good teeth are a real indication of your health — how much you drink, smoke, what you're eating," said an adviser to Match.com.

Let's break it down:

10 things MEN judge WOMEN most on:


  1. Teeth 
  2. Grammar 
  3. Hair 
  4. Clothes 
  5. Have/no having a tattoo 
  6. Nails/hands 
  7. Their accent 
  8. Shoes 
  9. The car they drive 
  10. Electronic devices they carry



10 things WOMEN judge MEN most on:


  1. Teeth 
  2. Grammar 
  3. Clothes 
  4. Hair 
  5. Nails/hands 
  6. Have/no having a tattoo 
  7. Shoes 
  8. The car they drive 
  9. Their accent 
  10. Electronic devices they carry



Top "must haves" in a relationship:

Men

Is someone I can trust and confide in
Treats me with respect
Is physically attracted to me
Has sense of humor
Is comfortable with her own sexuality

Women:

Treats me with respect
Is someone I can confide in
Has a sense of humor
Shares the same values I do
Is comfortable communicating his wants, needs, and desires


Things least important Men

Eager to marry
Makes at least as much money as I do
Eats similar foods
Has similar education level/career/wants to have children/shares political beliefs (4 way tie
Has same ethnic background

Women

Eager to marry
Eats similar foods
Wants to have children/shares political beliefs
Has similar education level
Has the same ethnic background as me

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