ShowStarters for Friday Feb 15th, 2013
- Jane Seymour is 62
- Simpsons creator Matt Groening is 59 (Why you little...)
- Amber Riley from Glee turns 27
"Me at the Zoo"
"Check out my abs"
"Charlie bit my finger"
Answer: "Met at the Zoo" was the first uploaded video showing co-founder Jawed Karim at the San Diego Zoo. It still can be viewed on the site here.
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"It Wasn't Me" Shaggy
"Survivor" Destiny's Child
"Follow Me" Uncle Kracker
Was it 2000, 2001, or 2003?
Answer: 2001!
The trucker ordered "three flat tires and two headlights."
The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon?
The truck driver said again "three flat tires and two headlights" The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever.
The young man then took the request to the cook. The cook explained that the truck driver wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up.
The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.
The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this; I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights. The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!
Office romance -- good idea?
I highly recommend dating someone from work, by the way. You get to see them every second of every day and if you break up, guess what? They're still there! Win-win. Was that dripping with sarcasm?
On the other hand, you probably know the people you work with better than anyone else in your life! Plus, love is a nasty and unpredictable beast. It's hard to control it.
The most common industries for romance? Leisure and hospitality tops the list followed by information technology. Notice those are "non-sweaty" jobs -- I don't see sanitation engineers anywhere on this list!
What about the boss... would you date the boss? 29% of us who have dated someone at work have dated the boss. Suck ups.
Extreme snail mail
A 13-year old boy, travelling along the east coast with his dad and cousins decided to write mom a post card and share what a great time he was having. He mailed it from the Old Country Store Museum in Hereford, Pennsylvania.
Mom received this past Friday -- 46-years later. Yep it was mailed in 1967.
Thankfully the boy addressed it to his family's business, which is still around today. Yes, mom is still around, and she isn't surprised her son had written her a postcard, but she is a little surprised that it took so long to arrive.
Wow, imagine how much longer it would've taken if there weren't Saturday delivery!
Yes, we have standards...just not when we want to hook up.
Men, will sleep with anyone.
Women, on the other hand, get very picky. The more a woman wants to hook up, the higher her standards will rise.
Psychologists tell us that a sexually hyperactivated woman prefer dominant and attractive men because their short-term goal is to procreate. A man simply wants to have sex.
In conclusion: No duh.
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