ShowStarters Monday Jan 14th, 2013
- Fay Dunaway is 72
- Emily Watson turns 46
- LL Cool J is 45
ABC: The Bachelor is new followed by a new episode of Castle
CBS: How I Met Your Mother is new followed by a repeat of The Big Bang Theory. But the rest of the night is new including 2 Broke Girls, Mike and Molly, and Hawaii Five-0
NBC: The Biggest Loser is new followed by a new Deception
FOX: Bones is new and 2-hours long
CW: The premiere of The Carrie Diaries...
Pop quiz: Here's the number one song on the Hot 100 chart 10 YEARS AGO today! A 2-second clip! (PLAY) Know it?
Answer: Enimen's "Lose Yourself"
Pop quiz: Who calls his OWN SHOW stupid?
Play
Answer: Jerry Springer! (on Access Hollywood)
Pop quiz: 46% of Americans don't understand how (who/what/this) makes money?
- The U.S. Government
- Kim Kardashian
Answer: Facebook! 90% of Facebook's income is generated through advertising.
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.
Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says, "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Wait minute! How come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"
St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before."
Grab these apps!
Looking to spend the rest of your life with the woman you love? There's an app for that! The Proposal App includes tips on choosing the perfect ring, how to ask her parents, finding the best location, writing the perfect proposal, and sharing the news with friends and family. Of course, there's nothing worse than proposing while reading your iPhone, so consider that. The app is free.
Facebook/Phones: I had a friend that went through all the proper steps for the perfect proposal. He got the ring, the perfect location, wrote out a great proposal, and even asked her dad for permission to marry his daughter. The dad said no. Yep, he said no; he did NOT give his permission to marry his daughter. Dad didn't like the fact that my friend just started his own business and things were uncertain. He wanted him to wait until he knew the business would take off. Did he propose? Yep. Did the business take off? Nope. He doesn't get along with his father-in-law.
-Should he have proposed without his father's permission?
-Would you want your man to propose even though your dad said no?
-Did this happen to you? What did you do?
Looking to get pregnant? There's an app for that! Ovuline tracks when your body is ovulating to give you a better chance at conceiving. It takes the typical couple four to six months to conceive, the inventor of this app claims he can cut that down to two to three months. $50 for the app.
You're too smart for him...but...
4 dating pitfalls smart women should avoid...
- Being a know-it-all... Yes, you know the science behind winemaking, but do you need to share every detail on the first date? Unless they ask you to share more of what you know, move on.
- Talking down to your date... There's a fine line between standing by your beliefs and talking down to someone. If you criticize their beliefs and act like you're the wise one, you're finished
- Correcting others... If he said "you and me" rather than "you and I," don't make him feel stupid.
How long should you be engaged?
The average engagement lasts 13 to 18 months? Does it really need to be that long? Yes. The Stir has some major benefits from waiting more than a year to get married...
- You have your whole life to be married... no reason to rush it.
- Weddings are stressful... if you're wedding is small, then fine, have a short engagement, but some venues book up to two years in advance.
- Engagements end... Give the engagement time to settle. Engagements are a heck of a lot easier to end than a marriage. Roll with it.
- It's a fun time... Compared to your whole life, your engagement is a very brief period of time. People are happy for you. They're excited. Why rush?
- You need to know each other... You've been dating six months and you know EVERYTHING there is to know about each other, right? Wrong. It takes three full rounds of each season to get to know each other. That's three years...a good rule of thumb.
Check this out...
The Woman magazine for December of 1941. Found in a junkshop in Kokomo, Indiana and published on The Village Voice.
I noticed page 5 has an interesting article...

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