Show Starters Tuesday 09.25.12
cuttin' cake
- Catherine Zeta-Jones turns 43
- Will Smith is 44 (I make this look good)
- Michael Douglas is 68 (greed is good...greed works)
- Barbara Walters turns 83
Today is National Comic Book Day (play)(In 1946, comic book sales in the U.S. outsold traditional books!)
It's also Nat'l One Hit Wonder Day
new dvd's
The Avengers with Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, and Chris Hemsworth
primetime tuesday
abc: 2-hr Dancing With the Stars followed by the season premiere of Private Practice
cbs: three premieres today: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Vegas
nbc: The Voice is new, followed by new episodes of Go On, The New Normal, and Parenthood
fox: New Girl is a premiere along with Ben and Kate, New Girl is new, and finally the premiere of The Mindy Project at 9:30pm
cw: two reruns -- Hart of Dixie and The Next
pop quiz: tv theme tuesday
The new TV season has officially kicked off, so let's see if you can name a show just by the theme song...
Play
Hint: It follows The Office...
Answer: Up All Night! Official website: http://www.nbc.com/up-all-night/)
joke of the day
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what!
We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.
Scream These Phrases to Get Over a Breakup
Give it some time and eventually you'll laugh about that nasty little breakup you're going through at the moment. Until then, Psychology Today says to say these phrases to help get you through the pain.
"I Love Myself!"
Cheesy! They say it works, though. If you love yourself, you will be the master of your feelings.
"I always hated his dumb hair cut!"
Just admit that there were things that bothered you about him, but you were so in love that you never said them out loud. Now you can. Spill the dirt. Doing this will make you realize he wasn't as fabulous or perfect as you thought he was at the time.
"I'm better off without him or her, because..."
Quick -- finish that sentence!
"Screw him/her"
Get even raunchier than that because using bad language can help relieve pain, according to a study. Whisper it, scream it, let it out!
Get four more here
Did She Really Say That?
Some people say stupid things. They may mean it; they may not -- but people sometimes say really stupid things.
For example: Asking a woman who's not pregnant, if she's pregnant. Oops.
Yahoo! has another list of 8-things never to say to a mom of an only child.
- "When are you having another baby?"
- "Oh, you 'don't know' cause you haven't had your second one yet."
- "You're so lucky you can [fill in the blank] because you've got only one kid."
- "Every child needs a brother or sister."
- "Well. It's easy for you to be in shape because you were only pregnant once."
- "It's so hard with three kids."
- "Don't you want to try for a girl/boy?"
- "Are you trying for another one?"
Phoner
Apple sold 5-million iPhone 5's over the weekend and they're already having trouble meeting demand. It looks like the preorders scheduled for October will be delayed.
To complicate matters even more, the iPhone 5 is scheduled to launch in another 22 countries on Friday.
That means people will be sleeping on sidewalks across the world Thursday night hoping to grab the new 5.
What is the last thing you ever waited in line for?
Here are four phone calls to get you started.
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