Instant Energy Boosters, Male Turn-Offs, and Women are Better Drivers?

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I've also included a simple download link...just in case. Have a great show!
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****Today is International Turtle Day****

By the way, what did the snail say on the tortoise's back? "Weeeeeee!"

A disturbed tortoise crawls into a police station.
"I've been robbed by a murderous gang of snails, he announces.
"Calm down," says a cop. "Just tell us everything that happened."
"That's difficult," says the tortoise. "It all happened so fast!"


Primetime, Baby!

ABC: The Middle (FINALE), Modern Family, Modern Family (FINALE), Don't Trust the B in Apt 23 (FINALE), Revenge (FINALE)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, Criminal Minds, Criminal Minds
NBC: Betty White's Off Their Rockers (NEW), Betty White's..., Law & Order; SVU, Law & Order: SVU (FINALE)
FOX: American Idol (Winner Announced)
CW: America's Next Top Model, America's Next Top Model (NEW)


One Hit Wonder Wednesday!

Out of the summer of 1991...


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Is it Snap, Rythm Syndicate, or C and C Music Factory?

Answer: Rythm Syndicate (purposely misspelled)


Joke of the Day

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"



5 Instant Energy Boosters That Aren't Red Bull

From Redbook, here are five foods that make your kid happily alert instead of hyperactive!
  1. Water - Quickest energy booster out there. Dehydration drains your alertness
  2. Oatmeal - Grains are one of the best sources of energy we have. The fiber and carbohydrates in oatmeal provide long-lasting fuel.
  3. Eggs - Protein. 'Nuff said
  4. Bananas - Potassium helps your energy and memory. It can also be found in dried apricots, figs, and plums.
  5. Fish - Again, eating fish for breakfast (yuck!) can help your memory the rest of the day. Also, the omega-3 fatty acids in fish have been proven to reduce depression and increased focus and concentration.


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5 Things Guys Do That Turn Women Away

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This is from a survey from a dating website called It's Just Lunch. They asked 5,000 singles about their biggest turn offs. Here ya go, guys, take note:


  1. They have bad breath
  2. They appear unkempt
  3. They are overweight
  4. They smoke
  5. They don't follow the golden rule (be nice to people around you!)


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6 Sneaky Ways to Avoid Speeding Tickets

I Can't Drive 55 hook

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From Reader's Digest

1. Understand that your car says a lot about you. Police officers decide whether you're getting a ticket or a warning before they even approach the vehicle, so keep your car maintained like you were driving it to a job interview. Keep it cleaned and decluttered. Spoilers, neon undercarriage lights, and tinted windows don't help your cause, either.

2. Wave at the hidden police cruiser. If you speed by a cruiser, a former police officer says the smartest thing to do is wave at the officer. Why? He will either think you know each other or think you recognize you need to slow down.

3. Never admit that you were speeding. Don't give the officer an edge if you contest the ticket in traffic court. When he says you were speeding, just reply, "I see," or "I was not aware of my speed."

4. Plead not guilty, and defer your court date as often as you can. The more time you put between your court date and speeding encounter, the better. As more time goes by, the less the officer will remember details of your encounter.

5. Know the tactics that can get your ticket dismissed. They differ from state to state, but here are a few that may help: The officer does not show up for court Two officers were in the patrol car, but only one shows for the court date A factual error, like wrong license plate number, on the ticket No correct speed limit sign posted within a reasonable distance from where you were pulled over (1/4 mile).

6. Secret weapon: POI Software. You can download POI (Points of Interest) software onto your GPS that will tell you when you're approaching stoplights that are hooked up to traffic cameras. The GPS manufacturers' home page will have the links.

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Resume Liars

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8% of Americans admit to "padding" their resumes. That sounds so pleasant, doesn't it? "Padding" a resume. But "padding" means "lying." And of the people that admit to lying on their resume, 27% said they were caught and eventually lost their job. Catching "padders" is easier than ever as more employers head to the Internet, including social websites, to double check the information. The most popular information to "pad" is education level, work experience, professional credentials, and job skills.

Phones/Facebook: Do you hire? What is the biggest whopper of a lie you've discovered on a resume?


Road Battle Favors Women

You need a lift and have to choose between riding with a man or a woman. Choose the woman. A new study looked at traffic violations, collisions, and insurance statistics, and found women to be much better drivers.

Yes, women.

80% of all fatal and serious accidents were caused by men. Women are 27% less likely to cause crashes, while men had higher traffic violations in categories like reckless driving, failure to yield, seat belt violations, or speeding.

And when it comes to drinking and driving, men, again, dominate by 3 to 1.

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