Life

Holiday Liars!

For 1 in 3 of us, family isn't what Christmas is all about. In fact, 1 in 3 will lie just so the relatives will stay away! According to a survey conducted by a hotel chain, the most popular lie is simply pretending to be out of town. Here are the top 5 lies:

1 - Pretending to be out of town
2 - Pretending to be sick
3 - Having no more room in the house
4 - You're booked with other visitors
5 - Renovating the home

Of course, this all falls apart once the relatives pay you a surprise visit on Christmas day! "Hey, I thought you were building a second story to the house?!?" Busted!

What We Cared About in 2011

Top 10 searches from Yahoo.com

1 iPhone
2 Casey Anthony
3 Kim Kardashian
4 Katy Perry
5 American Idol co-host Jennifer Lopez
6 Lindsay Lohan
7 American Idol
8 Jennifer Aniston
9 Japan earthquake
10 Osama bin Laden

What were our top obsessions in 2011 (measured by a fevered and sustained burst in searches)

1 Charlie Sheen
2 The Rapture
3 “Friday” (Rebecca Black)
4 Mortgage Rates
5 Extreme Couponing
6 Angry Birds
7 Planking
8 “Game of Thrones”
9 Government Shutdown
10 Tiger Mom

Relationships

Things You Learn About Men Through Online Dating

This is from a 21-year old student trying to find Mr. Right online, and here are the top three things she's learned about men:

1. Sexy time is always on his mind -- this blogger chose the "Casual Sex" option on her profile, and was slammed with 100 messages a day. After changing it to only "long-term dating," the emails fell to 10 a week.

2. He'll love you for the size of your brain -- a great body is just a bonus.

3. He likes to see you in action -- Post action shots of you hiking or dancing. A picture of your butt in the bathroom mirror will only bring out the butt-heads.

There are 7 more -- get them here

Gotta See This

Don't no whether to high five this guy for his free spirit, or call the cops.

Joke of the Day

Two guys were out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth, they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking bottom. They waited for over a minute but didn't hear anything.

They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Again, they didn't hear anything. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and dove into the hole.

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks on their faces when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area. They said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them!

The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat. Mine was tied to a railroad tie."

Surf This!

FindHisPorn.com is a little download that scrapes your man's computer for any sign that he may be surfing the dirty stuff. They call it "safe, discrete, and easy," but what happens when you find it? Will you tell him you paid $20 to spy? Will it change your relationship if you end up finding something?

This is from the website -- "What other's are saying"

“It was so simple and easy to use. Definitely worth it.”

“Now I know what he’s up to, I feel more confident about our relationship.”

“I told all my girlfriends about it!”

They need to come out with a program for guys that discovers all the shoes and clothing she "forgot" to tell him she bought.