In the News...

Madonna will launch a line of clothing for older women under her Truth or Dare by Madonna brand. (it's perfect for 50-year old women who want to please their 22-year old boyfriends)

More women than ever have entered the engineering program at Purdue University. Women now account for 26.1% of the first year class compared to 20.6% in past years. (For the engineering world, it's nice to see more women -- for male engineering students at Purdue, it's nice to see...women)

A Manhattan man is suing a 87-year old photographer for failing to record the last 15 minutes of his 2003 wedding. He wants the photographer to cover the cost of flying all the guests back to recreate the wedding, including the first dance and the bouquet toss. If he's successful, the only one missing will be his wife-- who flew back to Latvia years ago. (She said she wants to come back...to recreate leaving the jerk again) More here.

Ashton Kutcher reportedly broke down in tears and begged Bruce Willis for forgiveness after Bruce gave him a verbal beat down over cheating on Demi. (He then turned to America and apologized for "Dude Where's My Car")source

7 Ways You Can Learn To Love Your Body

When it comes to losing weight and feeling good about your body, there are plenty of experts with advice, but the only expert you should be listening to, according to YourTango.com, is you "inner expert." Your inner expert knows how certain foods affect your weight, energy and mood. So make your own changes. 7 points to ponder:

1. Notice how you are in relation to food.

2. Tell yourself the truth about how you feel when you eat certain foods.

3. Notice how your body feels when you eat different foods.

4. Notice your energy level.

5. Before you are ready to choose your food, be with yourself and ask your body what it needs at this time.

6. Listen to and acknowledge your body for all of its hard work. It is with you 24/7, 365 days of the year, in cold and in heat, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad. It is the one thing that is a constant in your life.

7. Ask yourself, what do you want your relationship with your body to be like?

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4 Interview Killers

Interviews are stressful, especially if you're unprepared, or just an idiot. MSN Careers asked hiring managers to recall the biggest interview gaffes they've ever seen -- and then came up with a list of 4 interview killers to avoid:

Don't forget your people skills

--"An individual applied for a customer-service job, and when asked what he might not like about the job, he said, 'Dealing with people.'"

--"The applicant told me if she had realized it was our company, she wouldn't have shown up for the interview."

--"When asked by the hiring manager why she was leaving her current job, the applicant said, 'My manager is a jerk. All managers are jerks.'"

Don't focus on your needs over the employers

--"The applicant told me he really was not interested in the position, but he liked that we allowed for a lot of time off."

--"One individual said we had nice benefits, which was good because he was going to need to take a lot of leave in the next year."

Don't dress down

--"A person came to the interview in pajamas with slippers."

--"The candidate arrived with a snake around her neck. She took her pet everywhere."

--"One job candidate left his dry cleaner tag on his jacket and said he wanted to show he was a clean individual."

--"An applicant wore the uniform from his former employer."

Don't be dishonest

--"After being complimented on his choice of college and the GPA he achieved, the candidate replied, 'I'm glad that got your attention. I didn't really go there.'"

--"After arriving for an early morning interview, the job seeker asked to use the hiring manager's phone. She proceeded to fake a coughing fit as she called in sick to her boss."

Hollywood's Most Overpaid Actors

Celebrities that are a bad return on investment. Will Farrell was last year's #1, but not this year... that title goes to:

1. Drew Barrymore!!! For every $1 Barrymore is paid, her films return an average of 40 cents

2 Eddie Murphy - For every buck, his films bring in $2.70 (animated films do not count for this survey since the stars aren't the draw)

3 Will Ferrell - $1 brings in $3.50

4 Reese Witherspoon - $1 brings in $3.55

5 Denzel Washington - $1 brings in $4.25

6 Nicolas Cage - $1 brings in $4.40

7 Adam Sandler - $1 brings in $5.20

8 Vince Vaughn - $1 brings in $5.20

9 Tom Cruise - $1 returns $6.35

10 Nicole Kidman - $1 returns $6.70

Of course, most of these investments are a better return than what my 401K is showing...so it's hard to poke too much fun!

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Joke of the Day

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."

The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!" "Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?" "I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand them."


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