In the News

Bargain airline Ryanair will offer fliers a chance to watch porn on their smartphones or tablets (flight attendants have already purchased HAZMAT suits for between flight clean-ups)

Keep in mind that tomorrow is November 11, 2011. That's 1-1-1-1-1-1. (6 ones. The same number of ones left in my 401-K).

A new survey found 1 in three college students and young professionals consider the internet to be as important as fundamental human resources like water, air, food and shelter. (Whitney Houston lied to us. The children are NOT our future!)(Question - Are they right? Is the Internet just as important as the essentials in life? Would you consider it a right the taxpayers should pay for? Ewwww- scary political stuff!)

The folks that work closest with Rihanna believe she's pregnant. Major hints are canceling a few tour dates, abstaining from alcohol, and a doctor that is now following her on tour. (I'll believe it when she starts eating 4 peanut butter and bacon sandwiches for dinner)

Economy

The Most Unemployable Majors

Ever wish you could go back to college and do it all over again? Not the parties (although that would be nice, too), but your major. Did you graduate with a major that you quickly found out was a giant waste of time? Here's a list I bet you wish you had back then -- the 11 most unemployable majors in 2011:

1 Clinical psychology
2 Miscellaneous Fine Arts
3 US History
4 Library Science
5 Educational Psychology
6 Military technologies
7 Architecture
8 Industrial and Organizational Psychology
9 Miscellaneous Psychology
10 Linguistic and Comparative Literature
11 Computer Administration Management and Security

Most profitable majors beyond 2011:

Jail builder for the Lohan family
Kardashian wedding planner
Political candidate hush money negotiator

Question: If you're paying for your son or daughter's college education, do you have the right to choose their major?

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Relationships

3 Signs He's Not the Marrying Kind

Don't sweep these signs under the rug:

1. Your dates fall into a rigid pattern of dinner and going to bed

2. You want to see him, so you let it be by his rules

3. He tells you he's not ready for a serious relationship but you're really special and he really likes you.

We've all been burned in relationships, so you can probably add another to this list... what is your sure sign to walk away?

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10 Ways to Tell If Your Relationship Is Over

(From tressugar.com)

1 You're always the one calling and initiating IMs and texts.
2 Your significant other stops offering to pay and does fewer favors.
3 Fewer terms of endearment used — by either of you.
4 When you do hang out, you choose nontalking activities like watching a movie.
5 You're relieved when plans are canceled.
6 The sex stops. Obvious but true!
7 When you imagine your future, your significant other is not there.
8 You spend more time with friends separately.
9 You actually have fun when you go out to clubs dancing.
10 One of you is cheating. It sounds as obvious as no sex, yet people stay in unfaithful relationships all the time.

Money

Are You Hungry For Success Anymore?

A new study found more and more women are losing career steam. 40% now say they'd take less money for more flexibility, and 43% of women between 35 and 60 years old consider themselves less ambitious than they were a decade ago. The folks that conducted the survey, , More magazine, were surprised by the results:

"We were surprised that so many women described themselves as less professionally ambitious than they were 10 years ago. But [the results] also said that women who want a career and a life are ambitious in a different way. That's what's interesting -- valuing time over money may signal a shift in ambition, and the beginning of a more nuanced definition of success, one that takes into account the many facets of a woman's life."

Has your definition of career success changed over the years? Is it even important anymore?

Joke of the Day

An art connoisseur was walking by a deli when he noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery.

He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat.

"The cat isn't for sale," said the proprietor.

"Look," said the collector, "that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I'm eccentric. I like cats that way. I'll raise my offer to ten dollars."

"It's a deal," said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot.

"For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer," said the connoisseur, "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it."

"No way," said the proprietor firmly, "That's my lucky saucer. It's already helped me sell 34 cats this week!"