Today is National Clean the Crumbs Out of the Broiler Oven Day (it's finally here, it's finally here!).
In the News
Today is White House Day. The cornerstone to the White House was laid on this date in 1792 (the next time something that heavy was laid at the White House wasn't until the Clinton administration)
The woman that had an affair with Ashton Kutcher told Us Weekly that "it was good...it wasn't weird or perverted." (Except for the moment he screamed "Charlie Sheen!" Awkward) (She said it was like making love to Two and a Half Men)
Meanwhile, Demi Moore is returning as the face of Ann Taylor for the holiday season. (And this seasons face is Angry. Very, very angry)
A new study found women who spend a lot of time exercising hit menopause earlier (You can usually spot 'em, they're the ones sweating profusely on the treadmill while eating a banana split)
A survey found we actually don't hate our boss! Over two-thirds actually like the person in charge (The other third were immediately fired)
Guys Are Softies...Here's Proof
Amber Madison traveled the country asking 1,000 men to fill out a survey about sex, love, dating and relationships. Here's what she found out --- and prepared to be surprised...the worst first:
Men will lie to get sex. 44% will "take a girl on a few dates, text her frequently and fake interest in her life" just to get her in the sack. Worse - 35% will lie "about the degree of commitment they were willing to offer a girl."
Most men want relationships, and an overwhelming majority want to get married someday. 99.2% of guys said they "want to be in a relationship if the right girl came along." 32.5 years old is the perfect age to get hitched, according to guys.
Men care about women's personalities. Men ranked "humor" and "being nice/caring" higher than looks when ranking traits in a girlfriend.
Guys like it when girls like them. 50% of men think a girl asking them out is "a turn on." 67% said they liked being contacted by girls between dates - either by text or phone.
Guys are scared to say "I love you" first. Madison says "If you've been with a guy for a while and it's starting to get serious, don't worry if he's not dropping L-bombs. There's a good chance he's waiting on you to say it first. So if you're ready to take the relationship there, here's your green light to do it."
Switched At Birth
Imagine turning 12-years old and finding out your parents brought you home from the hospital... by mistake! Irina Belyaeva discovered the mistake after her father left the family and refused to pay child support because she looked nothing like him. A paternity test revealed the error and now both families are suing the hospital. The story gets more interesting after finding out Irina comes from Muslim biological parents, but has been raised Russian Orthodox. Both girls visit their biological parents, but neither wants to leave their home.
Have you ever been told something earth-shattering about your parents? How did you handle it?
Fail of the Week: Family Calls 911 After Getting Lost in Corn Maze
Monday night a Danvers, Mass, family got so lost inside a 17-acre corn maze that they had to call police to rescue them. The family was apparently still trapped in the maze an hour after closing, so before nightfall set in, mom called 911: "I don't know what made us do this ... I never took my daughter out, this is the first time. Never again. This is embarrassing." The family was rescued with the help of police dogs....but it turns out they were only 25 feet from the exit. Ouch. Grab some audio here
Worst place you ever got lost? C'mon, admit it!
Why Average Looking Guys End Up with Beautiful Women...
Ever see a stunning, drop dead gorgeous woman walking around with an average looking dude at best? There's a good chance she's on the Pill. A study discovered women on the Pill tend to choose men who are less attractive and worse in bed but a good bet for a long term relationship. "Our results show some positive and negative consequences of using the Pill when a woman meets her partner," said the lead researcher. They found women who met their partner while on the Pill were less satisfied with their sex-life, but more satisfied with everything else and more likely to remain in the relationship.
On the other hand, this dissatisfaction with her sex life may build over the years to the point she wants out of the relationship. Solution: "Choosing a non-hormonal barrier method of contraception for a few months before getting married might be one way for a woman to check or reassure herself that she's still attracted to her partner."
Cuttin' Cake
- Former British PM Margaret Thatcher (86)
- Paul Simon (70!)
- Marie Osmond (52)
- Sammy Hagar (64 Audio)
- Kelly Preston (49
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Charlie's Angels (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), The Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), Parks and Rec (NEW), The Office (NEW), Whitney (NEW), Prime Suspect (NEW)
FOX: The X Factor (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle
Gotta See This
Real life angry birds at UNC Asheville... this is good. Watch
Joke of the Day
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you go first," she said. "What does your father do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "He's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Annie?" the teacher asked.
Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Annie," the teacher said. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced: "My daddy is a DJ at a strip club."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a terrible thing like that to a seven year old?"
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