Today is Hug a Vegetarian Day , Love Note Day , and the FIRST DAY OF FALL!
This and That
- The 10 worst boyfriends EVER Go!
- How to talk about religion without starting a fight. Good luck with that one. Go!
- Not everyone is amused by Ben and Jerry's new ice cream... this community of moms had their sense of humor surgically removed and want you to write a nasty letter to the makers of Schweddy Balls. Go!
- The 12 hottest single men in Hollywood -- Former Gov. Schwarzenegger, NOT on the list Go!
5 Reasons Why Fall Is NOT the Time to Dump Him
Happy fall! You would think after a summer of romance, this would be the best time to dump him and free yourself up for the holidays. Not true, according to The Stir! Fall, they say, is the perfect time for romance, not breakups, and here are 5 reasons:
1. Busy social calendars and work schedules. Need a date!
2. It's cold and rainy...perfect time to cozy up by the fire!
3. Who wants to go to their high school or college reunion alone?
4. The holidays are on the way and you don't want to be stuck at the kids' table.
5. And finally, from The Stir's editor, "why break up now when you can do it the week before Thanksgiving and REALLY screw them over?" Sweet, huh?
Fix Your Marriage Or Lose Your Hair
Love your locks? Don't get divorced! New research reveals that after setting aside genetics, the biggest trigger for hair loss is a bad marriage. According to the study, women can lower their risk of hairloss by drinking coffee, using sunscreen (like a hat), and staying happily married.
Men, on the other hand, get bald faster by drinking, smoking and ignoring exercise.
In conclusion, when women lose their hair, men are obviously at fault. Who wants to be with a fat guy that drinks and smokes too much?
Cuttin' Cake
- Jason Alexander (52)
- Bruce Springsteen (62)
- Lita Ford (52)
- Mickey Rooney (91)
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Modern Family, Revenge, 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: A Gifted Man (PREMIERE), CSI: NY (PREMIERE), Blue Bloods (PREMIERE)
NBC: Up All Night, Whitney, Dateline (PREMIERE)
FOX: Kitchen Nightmares (PREMIERE), Fringe (PREMIERE)
CW: Nikita (PREMIERE), Supernatural (PREMIERE)
Gotta See This!
Oh good! I thought we wouldn't get a winner for "Parents of the Week," but these two snuck in just before the Friday bell rang! Watch, and see how much you can get through.... I lasted about 90 seconds....
Joke of the Day
A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"
The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!"
Surf This!
Pop quiz: What would you find on website called BagTossers.com?
A place for tea? Chat board for grocery store baggers, perhaps? Nope and nope.
BagTossers.com specializes in only one thing: CORNHOLE! Yep! It's about time website honors a game drunk people play in parking lots! Get cornhole boards in any color along with custom cornhole bags... woo hoo! I'm still looking for a site totally dedicated to washers. It'll be breaking news when I find one.
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