Today is National Chocolate Chip Day, Coast Guard Day and National Underwear Day.
A Look Back...
It happened on this day in 2002 - three children stole wallets from a Japanese news crew in Rome. The story they were working on at the time: How to avoid getting pickpocketed while in Rome.
Cuttin' Cake
- President Obama (50)
- Billy Bob Thornton (56)
- Richard Belzer (67)
- Jeff Gordon (40)
President
Image of I'm Barack Obama and I Approve This Message
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Expedition Impossible (NEW), Rookie Blue (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement, Big Brother (LIVE), The Mentalist
NBC: Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Law & Order: SVU (NEW)
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (LIVE), Glee
CW: The Vampire Diaries, Plain Jane
Gotta See This
You're just driving along minding your own business when this pops up. What do YOU do???
Did You Know
Oh great (eye roll). Yet another study to make pregnant women paranoid of...everything. Researchers claim that high exposure to electromagnetic fields (translation: microwaves and other household appliances) during pregnancy triple the chance that your child will develop asthma. Some experts say the dangers are still questionable. Read the rest of the study here.
Joke of the Day
Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.
Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.
Doctor: To make your will?
Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.
Surf This!
Make your own subtitles in a Bollywood movie. This is incredibly addictive. Get creative and write your own script over selected short scenes. Have fun! Head HERE
This and That
8 Things You Should Never Say to Your Husband
According to psychotherapist Judy Ford, "speaking kindly is a skill that couples have to learn." Here are 8 things that will make him burn...
1. “You’re just like your father.
2. “When are you going to find a new job?”
3. “My mother warned me you’d do this!”
4. “Just leave it––I’ll do it myself!
5. “You always... [fill in the blank]” or “You never... [fill in the blank]”
6. “Do you really think those pants are flattering?”
7. “Ugh, we’re hanging out with him again?
8. “Please watch the kids. But don’t do this, take them here or forget that...”
Anything missing?
She Goes Into Labor -- Finishes Bar Exam. Don't Mess With This Lawyer/Mommy!
A pregnant Northwestern law school student went into labor while trying to finish her bar exam. She finished -- walked across the street to the hospital -- and gave birth 2-hours later. What did you have to finish up while in labor?
Follow These Three Steps...
1) No late night phone calls
2) Cease dating other people
3) Accept no excuses and find out where he stands
...follow those three steps to avoid being a booty call.
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