Today honors all those that are dangerous in the kitchen -- Kitchen Klutzes of America Day!
Today is also Roller Coaster Day -- celebrating the first coaster on this date in 1884 at Coney Island in Brooklyn. They called it the "Gravity Pleasure Switchback Railway." What's the scariest coaster ever?
Cuttin' Cake
- Tim Allen (58)
- Ally Sheedy (49)
- Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (25)
Birthday Quiz
He's 58...
Audio
Answer
Tim Allen!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Bachelorette (NEW 2hrs), Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (NEW)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O
NBC: Stanley Cup
FOX: MasterChef, MasterChef (NEW)
CW: 90210, Gossip Girl
Gotta See This
The Rockettes couldn't get choreography this tight! Watch these twins sneeze!
Joke of the Day
Rep. Anthony Weiner walks into a music store to buy an old-school vinyl record. As he gets ready to check out, he discovers that he forgot his wallet. But instead of running back home to get it, he decides to steal the record by sticking it down his pants.
The cashier spots him on the way out and yells: "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"
Weiner replies, "Well, I don't know if it's a record, but I haven't heard any complaints."
Doggie Bag (This and That)
5 Things Your Kids Will Turn Into Toys
I've quickly discovered that most toys for anyone under 5 are a waste of time. Sure you'll spend a few bucks on doll houses and trains, but the electronic keyboard and kid's camera are going to be ignored. Kid's will have a blast with the most ordinary items around the house. Yahoo has five...
- The Couch (trampoline, cushion tunnel, and hiding place for stuff)
- The Coffee Table (their work desk)
- Cookware (Drum set, helmet and hiding place for dinosaurs)
- Toilet Paper (mummy wrap)
- Cardboard Boxes (best gift ever. Playhouse, fire engine, rocket ship, etc)
Five Wacky Running Races This Summer
The Krispe Kreme Challenge at NC State is on there, along with the wife carrying championship, bare buns fun run (clothing optional), and the New York City Pizza Run. Details on each here
First Photos of Gabrielle Giffords
Six months after she was shot in the head, we finally get to see her. The pictures were posted on Facebook yesterday, and although she's smiling, they tell us little else about her cognitive abilities.
A New World's Shortest Man
He's been waiting 18 years for this, and now he's got it! Title of World's Shortest Man. He's Junrey Balawing from Sindangan, Philippines, and he's less than 2- ft tall. Poor guy can barely walk , and he's hoping the attention will bring in a little money for medical supplies.
$1,000 Says This Woman Will Be Single In 10 Years
Check out her video for proof
"So far, nothing insane has come from the thousands of pages of emails Palin's emails are probably just about as interesting as reading your high school principal's emails, if your high school was the size of Alaska, which it might have been." Can we now move on to REAL news? Like..Anthony Wiener?
Weiner To Seek Treatment
The Congressman still refuses to resign, but he will seek treatment "to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person," his spokeswoman said Saturday. Click the link and look what some people had time to do over the weekend (video)
The Criminal Lessons of Ferris Bueller
This past weekend marked the 25th anniversary of John Hughes' iconic movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Watch the vid which features every single law young Ferris broke on his big day.
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