Today is National Hanging Out Day where you're supposed to save energy by using a clothesline. Brings up a good question: In what part of your life are you still old school?
-Mow your lawn with a cylinder (reel) mower from 1888?
-Can all your food?
-Grow all your veggies?
Cuttin' Cake
- Ashley Judd (43)
- Kate Hudson (32)
- Hayden Christensen (30)
- James Franco (33)
Birthday Quiz
Saul Silver from "Pineapple Express" is 33 today... who is he?
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Answer
James Franco
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution (NEW), Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Body of Proof (NEW)
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW 2 hrs), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: Glee (NEW), Raising Hope (NEW), Traffic Light (NEW)
CW: One Tree Hill (NEW), Hellcats (NEW)
Gotta See This
Not so easy, is it big guy? Huh? Makin' fun of your skinny friend, are ya? (caution: language)
Did You Know...
...that bad sex can kill you? Or at least shorten your lift... this is research, ladies, very important research that found men whot have sex at least twice a week live longer than guys who don't. Source
Joke Of the Day
What men really mean:
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
"I have no idea how it works."
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
"Are you still talking?"
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
I CAN'T FIND IT.
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
"What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
"No one will ever see us alive again."
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
"I make the messes; she cleans them up."
Surf This
App Tuesday!
Checking on your refund? There's an app for that! If you're expecting a tax refund from Uncle Sam this year, the IRS has a little download for your smarty-pants phone. IRS2GO lets you check your refund's status. Available for both iPhone and Android in the iTunes app store and Android Marketplace. Yes, it's free. But in a way, you kind of already paid for it. Read more about it here
Doggie Bag (This and That)
How long does it take to get to know someone?
3-minutes, apparently! In fact, the confident you are, the more likely you are to be a good judge of character.
Tips for snagging a guy at a book store
#1 is to choose the right bookstore, #2 is to grab a stack and sit at the cafe, and #3 is Don't Lurk!
She's 15, and WAAAAY smarter than you
In fact, she's entering MIT in the fall. She entered kindergarten when she was four and skipped first through fifth grades. Meet your future boss.
16 year old leaps off the Golden Gate Bridge...
...and survives. 220 feet down, mind you. 1400 people have jumped since the bridge was built in 1937 -- 98% have died. Next step is to figure out if the girl intentionally jumped, or slipped.
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