Today is Good Friday, Earth Day, Jelly Bean Day, April Showers Day, and Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day.
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Cuttin' Cake
- Jack Nicholson (74)
- Paul Carrack (Mike and the Mechanics 60)
- Sherri Shepherd ("The View" 44)
Birthday Quiz
She's 44 today, and if you get her a gift, she'll keep it forever!
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Answer
Sherri Shepherd from "The View"
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Shark Tank, Primetime: What Would You Do?, 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: Chaos (NEW), Girls Night Out: Superstar Women of Country (NEW 2hrs)
NBC: Friday Night Lights (NEW), Dateline (2hrs)
FOX: Kitchen Nightmares, Fringe (NEW)
CW: Smallville (NEW), Supernatural (NEW)
Gotta See This
Two cats. Watch
Did You Know...
...that 1 in 4 of us say we're a victim of bullying -- at the office! And you thought we left that all on the playground! 34% of women felt they were bullied compared to 22% of men. Those most likely to be bullied are those futher down the corporate food chain. source
Joke of the Day
In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house that reads: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says: "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my ability, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says: "$10."
The guy says: "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
The owner replies: "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
Surf This!
Today is Earth Day, so here's the official site that will walk you through walks going on locally, and ask you to "declare your Act of Green." Head here
Doggie Bag (This and That)
5 Reasons Not to Envy Kate Middleton
#1, her mother-in-law is the law
6 things to do if you think you might lose your job
Lifehacker has a great list -- #1 is to reassess your financial situation, meaning setting up a budget and saving money.
8 craziest beds you'll ever see
2 wine makers are fighting over the word mommy
As they fight to get overworked moms of the world drunk!
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