Thursday February 3rd, 2011
Today we celebrate Carrot Cake, Endangered Species, and the Chinese New Year which kicks off the Year of the Rabbit.(Link) View more Whats Up Doc Sound Clips and Bugs Bunny Sound Clips
Pop Quiz
275 corporations were polled -- it turns out 8% looked down on (this) in the workplace... is it dating co-workers, humor, or stealing toilet paper?Answer
Humor!Tease It! (facebook/twitter/show)
How the Super Bowl can enhance your marriage -- and try not to laugh at this one (insert your blog address)Blog It!
Super Bowl + Marriage = ???The Big Game is this weekend. Your spouse CAN'T WAIT for kickoff -- you can't wait for it to all be over. So what should you do? Should you suck it up and watch it, or head out? This blogger on Yahoo claims the Super Bowl is the perfect time to reinforce your marriage.
She's coming from the angle where HE loves the game, and SHE just tolerates it. Here are her five suggestions on using the game to make you closer, and do your best to keep from laughing:
1. Wives, if the game is at your home and your hubby is “into football,” encourage him to have his buddies over (even the annoying ones) and make sure you have food and good drinks. Be generous…do it for him.
2. Husbands, as you watch and see a beautiful woman on the TV, in front of your buddies turn to your wife and say, “MY WIFE IS MORE BEAUTIFUL.”
3. Wives, when your husband's team is losing, rub his neck and tell him they still may catch up.
4. Wives, if your hubby's team is really losing, don't lie. Whisper in his ear, “The game is not as important as what happens when all of our friends go home.”
5. Husbands supervise your buddies and make sure there is a garbage can where they know to throw all of their garbage. If you have to pick up after the friends leave, she will get tired and go to bed.
This does bring up a good question -- if you're really into the game, and he/she isn't, do you even want them there?
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Idea #2 for some big game grub this weekend... (insert blog address)Blog It!
Big Game Grub
Here's another awesome idea for your party this weekend, and again, it's super easy. Drag out the crock pot and whip up some barbecue chicken sandwiches! All you need is a couple pounds of chicken breasts, your favorite bbq sauce, a sweet onion, and hamburger buns. Get the how-to here, then grab a beer and kick back.
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How one woman reinvented herself to snag a millionaire...and it worked (insert your blog address)Blog It!
How Snag A Millionaire (for dummies)Interesting story from a British woman who had one goal -- find a rich man, and marry him. Her name is Kim Perez, a 43-year old pharmacy counter saleswoman who married a mechanic straight out of high school and had a daughter who is now 20. She's a saleswoman who has always felt she deserved better. So she decided to work her way up...and when I say work, I mean marry into it. The transformation began! Here's what she did to snag a millionaire:
- Tweaked her "working class" accent through private lessons
- Studied books and magazines on how the rich lived -- where they ate and vacationed, for example
- Learned proper table etiquette
- Started to look the part by building up an expensive wardrobe-- purchased second-hand.
- Ignored her electricity bill to get hair extensions
- Opened an account on ILoveYourAccent.com which hooks up American men with British women.
- Ignored emails from guys who talked only about sports and alcohol, and responded to those that spoke of flying business class and expensive champagne.
It worked. She married an American multimillionaire named David without signing a prenup and now spends her days shopping and eating out. She goes into it with pride and detail here.
We all work for SOMETHING, right? We work for a healthy family. We work for a promotion. We work for a stronger, thinner body. What's wrong, then, with working your way to a rich husband?
Cuttin' Cake
- Nathan Lane (55)
- Maura Tierney (46)
- Morgan Fairchild (61)
Birthday Quiz
Our birthday boy is 55 today...(Link) View more Timon Sound Clips and Nathan Lane Sound Clips
Answer
Nathan Lane! (from Lion King)Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), Perfect Couples (NEW), The Office (NEW), Parks and Rec (NEW), 30 rock (NEW), Outsourced (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (NEW), Bones (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)
Gotta See This
This just in: Michael Jackson has been found alive. He's working as a taxi driver in Brazil. ProofDid You Know...
...only 16% of women consider heart disease to be their greatest health problem? Fact: Heart disease is their #1 killer. Tomorrow (Friday) is Wear Red for Heart Day which celebrates passion, energy and power that women have to wipe out heart disease and stroke. Official website.
Who Tweeted?
"My nails for tonight--I did these in less than 5 minutes! Rawr! :)"-Jordan Sparks
Joke of the Day
Two old actors are sitting on a bench. One says: "How long has it been since you had a job?""Thirty-two years,” the other actor answers. “How about you?"
"That's nothing,” the first actor replies. “I haven't had a job in 40 years!"
“Jeez,” the other says. "One of these days we've got to get out of this business!"
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