04.21.10:  TODAY IS...

Big Word Day.  Like the Eyjafjallajokull volcano.  Good luck.
Administrative Professionals Day
Kindergarten Day, which means everyone gets graham crackers, milk, and a nap at noon.



IN SEARCH OF

What folks are Googlin' today


"keli mcgregor" - Colorado Rockies president Keli McGregor was found dead in a hotel room in Salt Lake City yesterday morning.  He was 48.  Detectives believe he died of natural causes, but the official cause of death won't be released for another couple days.  Mcgregor is survived by his wife and four children.  More details here.


"boho braids" - Yes, the 2nd most searched item on today's list are for Boho braids.  They are the latest fashion craze taking over the Internet.  They are "perfect for summer, weddings and will go well with a nice flower printed dress."  Look to Nicole Richie as the one who started the trend.  Video of how to do Boho braids






"dancing with the stars" - The bottom two celebrities this week were Kate Gossselin and Pam Anderson.  Kate was asked if she was surprised to be in the bottom two, and her answer - "It is what it is."  And the results?  I'll tell you right after this full dancing recap, then commercials, then Adam Corrolla complaining about something, and then more commercials.  We're back.  And the couple gone this week:  Kate and Tony.  They get a standing ovation and Kate gives a long goodbye speech (at least long for that show).  So does the show become less interesting now that Kate is gone?


PHONEBUZZ

Light 'em up!

How many things in your life are being held together by duct tape right now?
Duct tape is really the most versatile tool in the tool box.  It's a great temporary fix to almost everything -- leaks, cracks, airplanes, fishin' poles -- wait --- AIRPLANES?   Yep.  A passenger aboard an American Airlines Flight to Dallas yesterday noticed something strange on the outside of the engine...duct tape.  At first he couldn't believe they'd fly a plane with duct tape, but then realized they had been flying for a while, and if it didn't come off yet, they should be okay.  The tape, according to this article, is actually a very tough aviation version of duct tape that can survive high speeds.  The FAA is okay with the tape to patch scrapes, punctures or surface damage.  If you spotted duct tape on the wing of YOUR plane, would you sit back with a magazine, or high-tail it toward the exit?  Source


What do you consider a "necessary evil" when it comes to your job?
The head of the Australian Industry Group told a conference that in order for women to get ahead at the office, they need to hang out with male co-workers at a bar.  Heather Ridout says "it's not going to the pub on Friday night and talking about football...but it is going to the pub and having a talk and getting on with your workmates and being generally interested in what every one does."  She says it makes home life more difficult, but it's a necessary evil.   Source


Men don't think women care about (this), but they really do...
Most men think a good personality will make up for their receding hairline and growing gut... but not so fast.  Get this new survey:  83% of women prefer the looks of celebrities over those of their boyfriends, and one in ten said she's plain old embarrassed by the way her guy looks.  39% try to style their boyfriend after a celebrity, and (sit down for this, guys) 48% said they care more about their boyfriend's appearance than their own.   Source



FACEBUZZ



Post this:  What do you look back on as a "fashion mistake"?



CELEBRITY TWEETS


From our Stories That Nobody Cares About But Are Somehow Still In the News file, we add two more, both from American Idol winners:
  • Kelly Clarkson is catching heat for the company sponsoring her concert tour in Jarkarta.  Along side a picture of Kelly on a billboard is the name of a popular Indonesian cigarette.  Such ads are banned in the U.S., but just fine in Indonesia.  Yawn.  Source
  • Squeaky clean David Archuleta was spotted in a NYC gay bar over the weekend.  Once the story got out, he tweeted an explanation:  "I had no clue!" he wrote.  More here


Michael Douglas' only son, Cameron, is heading to prison for 5 years for his role in a NYC meth ring.  He could've spent the next decade behind bars if it hadn't been for pleas from family and friends seeking leniency.  Federal Judge Richard Berman calls it his "last chance to make it."  Michael blamed Cameron's drug problems on a privileged but difficult childhood.  Picture of the two


PopCrunch.com has another classic Top 10 list:  The 10 Male Celebrities Caught Gawking at Women's Breasts.   Here are the top 3:

  1. Bruce Willis ogling Halle Berry
  2. Puff Daddy ogling Jessica biel
  3. Dustin Hoffman ogling Angelina Jolie

See the pictures and the rest of the list here


Dude...you're famous!  Gimmie your wallet!  Kal Penn, star of those Harold and Kumar flicks, was robbed at gunpoint in Washington, D.C., at 1:30 am Tuesday, according toThe Washington Post.  Police call it a "basic street robbery," meaning they usually don't name or discuss victims.  Penn has been working for the White House over the last year, but will leave to film another "Harold and Kumar" later this year.  


Not pregnant:  Pink.  She was photographed with a supposed "baby bump" earlier this month, but her rep says it's not what you think.  "Pink is not expecting."  Source


The first pictures of Sandra Bullock since her husband's sex scandal were broadcast all over national TV last night.  She looks like she lost a little something - her wedding ring.  The photo showed her hiking, drinking coffee and wearing a hat with a scarf around her neck.  More here


Courtney Love is "dead."  Not the person, just the name.  Love decided to stop using her stage name saying she doesn't like her anymore.  "We love her when she goes onstage, but I don't need her in the rest of my life."  She'll now her first and middle name - Courtney Michelle.  (Now what am I supposed to do about my Love Courtney Love Forever tattoo?!?)


CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY

Queen Elizabeth the II is 84
Tony Danza turns 59
Andie McDowell is 52

BIRTHDAY QUIZ:

Name the birthday girl...she's 52.  Here's her work in a movie called "Michael" starring John Travolta in 1996...


ANSWER

Andie MacDowell.  She's getting ready to film a movie called Monte Carlo co-starring Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester.  


PRIMETIME, BABY!

ABC: The Middle, The Middle, Modern Family, Modern Family, Cougar Town, Cougar Town
CBS: The New Adventures of Old Christine (NEW), Accidentally on Purpose (NEW), Criminal Minds, CSI: NY
NBC: Mercy (NEW), Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: SVU (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (Idol Gives Back)
CW: America's Next Top Model (NEW), Fly Girls (NEW), High Society (NEW)



FUN STUFF!


GADGET OF THE DAY

Yes, this has to happen.  You will look HOT in this.  The TV Hat provides a private space to watch your iPod, iPhone or any other portable media player with a small screen.  Perfect for camping.  Of course, that pack of hungry wolves will have no problem surrounding you while you're lost in your TV hat.  Also, not recommended for driving, although I can't figure out why.  Click here for more info.



GOTTA SEE THIS

Rock Sugar.  The band has been stranded on an island for the last 20 years with only a collection of 80's music to listen to over and over.  Watch what happens when Metallica meets Journey.



DID YOU KNOW

Women are like guys?  Really?  Do you believe this study?
An "online survey of almost 10,000 Australian men and women, aged between 25 and 45, asked about what they thought of sex....The study found that almost 33 percent of women want sex every day, compared with 40 percent of men, though in reality 25 percent of women have sex only once a week while one in five get lucky just once a month."
More here



WHO SAID IT?

"I still feel like this is an enjoyable and long-sustaining prank I'm playing on the American People"
-Tina Fey on her movie star status


JOKE OF THE DAY

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."


SURF THIS!

What a GREAT idea for a site.  Everyone has to plan a birthday party for someone.  Maybe it's a first birthday, a 21st birthday or an 80th.  What in the heck should you do?  Here's a site with birthday tips - everything.  From the cake to the party themes.  Check it out.  


GAME BREAK

I have no idea WHY this game is so alluring, but it is.  I really don't even know what the point of it is.  Something just to clear the mind, I guess.  There are no points, and I don't know if you ever "win."  The only point is to fly around.   Try out FlyGuy









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