03.31.10: TODAY IS...

-Day before April Fools! Be prepared! Some jokes to possibly "adopt"?
"miegakure" - Is this going to be the next big time-waster at work? Miegakure is a new puzzle game that makes you work in the fourth dimension. Of course, we, as mere humanoids, can only see and move along three dimensions, so pressing a button allows you to "swap" one dimension with the fourth. It may be easier to watch the video
Only one word accurately describes this game: Huh?
It's not out yet, but soon. Just remember where you heard about it first!
"who got kicked off dancing with the stars" - Always remember that "Dancing With the Stars" is 20% popularity contest, 10% skill and 70% skin. That's why Kate Gosselin is still on the show after last night (at least the popularity part). Former 90210 bad girl Shannon Doherty got the boot even though the judges liked her performance. The top three after last night: Erin Andrews/Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Nicole Scherzinger/Derek Hough, and Evan Lysacek/Anna Trebunkaya.
"american idol" - This week it was R&B tunes overseen by Usher. Here's who did what:
Siobhan Magnus: Through the Fire
Casey James: Hold On, I'm Comin'.
Michael Lynche: Ready For Love.
Didi Benami: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted?
Tim Urban: Sweet Love.
Andrew Garcia: Forever.
Katie Stevens: Chain of Fools.
Lee Dewyze: Treat Her Like A Lady.
Crystal Bowersox: Midnight Train to Georgia
Aaron Kelly: Ain't No Sunshine
The website that is so good at predicting who will get the boot, DialIdol.com, predicts Andrew Garcia will be sent packing tonight. Crystal Bowersox is safe.
Who is the one person that makes you stupid?
You get around this person, and you feel like a big dummy. Why? It happens all the time when men are around beautiful women. In fact, there's scientific proof that men lose brain cells around hot women. A study found that after men chatted with an attractive woman, they failed a basic test. Not easy math, mind you, but a BASIC, BASIC TEST - like "what's your address?" What is it about some people, attractive or not, that make us stupid?
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What is the most romantic vacation destination in the world?
I think we have a candidate for the "greatest job ever." In fact, it's being described as "The Ultimate Job." A travel agency is looking for a couple that will take the next six months and travel from romantic destination to romantic destination world-wide. The idea was inspired by last year's blockbuster "Best Job in the World" campaign where the winner would be paid almost $140-grand to promote tourism on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef. Think you and your honey can stay romantic for six-months? Click here for more info.
Post this! "Tomorrow is April Fool's Day... best prank you ever played, or was ever played on you"
The woman that plays Sun Kwon on "Lost" got married over the weekend. 36-year old Yunjin Kim (pic) married her boyfriend, Jeong Hyeok Park, in Hawaii on Sunday.
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RUMOR CONTROL: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not splitting up. I'm not moving out, she says. "I love Spencer with all my heart." Terrific.
RUMOR CONTROL PART 2: Sandra Bullock has no plans to adopt Jesse James's kids. James has been caring for his 15, 12 and 6 year old since the news broke of his alleged infidelity.
source
RUMOR CONTROL PART 3: No, there's no romance between dancing partners Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Andrews told ESPN radio that it's ridiculous: "Everybody is obsessed with this. ... We are just dancing. We spend twenty-four hours with these people and it is just like, 'Oh they are dating.' I mean whatever."
Janet Jackson has been added to the Essence Music Festival lineup. She'll be performing along side Alicia Keys and Mary J. Blige in New Orleans on the 4th of July.
IN SEARCH OF
What folks are Googlin' today"miegakure" - Is this going to be the next big time-waster at work? Miegakure is a new puzzle game that makes you work in the fourth dimension. Of course, we, as mere humanoids, can only see and move along three dimensions, so pressing a button allows you to "swap" one dimension with the fourth. It may be easier to watch the video
Only one word accurately describes this game: Huh?
It's not out yet, but soon. Just remember where you heard about it first!
"who got kicked off dancing with the stars" - Always remember that "Dancing With the Stars" is 20% popularity contest, 10% skill and 70% skin. That's why Kate Gosselin is still on the show after last night (at least the popularity part). Former 90210 bad girl Shannon Doherty got the boot even though the judges liked her performance. The top three after last night: Erin Andrews/Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Nicole Scherzinger/Derek Hough, and Evan Lysacek/Anna Trebunkaya.
"american idol" - This week it was R&B tunes overseen by Usher. Here's who did what:
Siobhan Magnus: Through the Fire
Casey James: Hold On, I'm Comin'.
Michael Lynche: Ready For Love.
Didi Benami: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted?
Tim Urban: Sweet Love.
Andrew Garcia: Forever.
Katie Stevens: Chain of Fools.
Lee Dewyze: Treat Her Like A Lady.
Crystal Bowersox: Midnight Train to Georgia
Aaron Kelly: Ain't No Sunshine
The website that is so good at predicting who will get the boot, DialIdol.com, predicts Andrew Garcia will be sent packing tonight. Crystal Bowersox is safe.
PHONE BUZZ
Light 'em up!Who is the one person that makes you stupid?
You get around this person, and you feel like a big dummy. Why? It happens all the time when men are around beautiful women. In fact, there's scientific proof that men lose brain cells around hot women. A study found that after men chatted with an attractive woman, they failed a basic test. Not easy math, mind you, but a BASIC, BASIC TEST - like "what's your address?" What is it about some people, attractive or not, that make us stupid?
source
What is the most romantic vacation destination in the world?
I think we have a candidate for the "greatest job ever." In fact, it's being described as "The Ultimate Job." A travel agency is looking for a couple that will take the next six months and travel from romantic destination to romantic destination world-wide. The idea was inspired by last year's blockbuster "Best Job in the World" campaign where the winner would be paid almost $140-grand to promote tourism on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef. Think you and your honey can stay romantic for six-months? Click here for more info.
FACEBUZZ

CELEBRITY TWEETS
The woman that plays Sun Kwon on "Lost" got married over the weekend. 36-year old Yunjin Kim (pic) married her boyfriend, Jeong Hyeok Park, in Hawaii on Sunday.
source
RUMOR CONTROL: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not splitting up. I'm not moving out, she says. "I love Spencer with all my heart." Terrific.
RUMOR CONTROL PART 2: Sandra Bullock has no plans to adopt Jesse James's kids. James has been caring for his 15, 12 and 6 year old since the news broke of his alleged infidelity.
source
RUMOR CONTROL PART 3: No, there's no romance between dancing partners Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Andrews told ESPN radio that it's ridiculous: "Everybody is obsessed with this. ... We are just dancing. We spend twenty-four hours with these people and it is just like, 'Oh they are dating.' I mean whatever."
Janet Jackson has been added to the Essence Music Festival lineup. She'll be performing along side Alicia Keys and Mary J. Blige in New Orleans on the 4th of July.
Sandra Bullock is apparently so embarrassed of her gushy speeches to her husband during the Academy Awards, that she's locked up her Oscar trophy so it's out of view.
CELEBRITY DIVORCE: TMZ reports James Van Der Beek will be opening his wallet big time to support his ex-wife. He gets the house, but he'll pay Heather Ann McComb $7,750 per month.
Get this - AbsoluteNow.com is reports Megan Fox turned down the role of Lara Croft in a new Tomb Raider flick because she's tired of being compared to Angelina Jolie. (Yes, and I'm tired of being compared to Brad Pitt - but we all have our demons!)
CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY
Former Veep Al Gore is 62
Rhea Perlman is 62
Gabe Kaplan turns 64
Shirley Jones turns 76
***What sweathog put down line was named the 15th greatest TV catch phrase of all time?
ANSWER: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
***Gabe Kaplan and another co-star left the show after the third season... who?
ANSWER: John Travolta following his smash hit "Saturday Night Fever."
***TRUE OR FALSE? Farrah Fawcett and Kate Jackson auditioned for the role of Julie Kotter
ANSWER: True!
PRIMETIME, BABY!
ABC: It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown, The Middle (NEW), Modern Family (NEW), Cougar Town (NEW), Ugly Betty (NEW)
CBS: The New Adventures of Old Christine, Accidentally on Purpose, Criminal Minds, CSI: NY
NBC: Minute to Win It, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: SVU (NEW)
FOX: Human Target (NEW), American Idol (LIVE)
CW: America's Next Top Model (NEW), Fly Girls (NEW), High Society (NEW)
FUN STUFF

The weather's gettin' warmer and balloons are gettin' wetter! Remember how much fun it was to throw water balloons at each other all summer long? The only problem was filling them up. Took forever to attach them to the hose, and if it didn't tear, usually exploded before you could pull it off. Not with this baby! Check out the AquaAntics Water Bomb Factory! It attaches to your picnic table and fills 100 water balloons in 10 minutes. That's serious play! $10. Click here for more
DID YOU KNOW
"...eight percent of men and 14 percent of women said they had read their spouses emails. When it came to text messages, seven percent of men and 13 percent of women said they had checked their spouse's text messages."
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WHO SAID IT
"I wish it never happened, to be honest … All this attention is what I really don't like."
-Brigitte Daguerre, Jesse James's alleged third mistress. More here
JOKE OF THE DAY
A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
SURF THIS


In honor of today's "Gadget of the Day," here's a chance hone your water balloon skills. It's Waterballoon Drop 3D!
Go!

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