ShowStarters Friday 10.19.12
cuttin' cake
- South Park's Trey Parker is 43 (cartman)
- Actor/director Jon Favreau turns 46
- Extreme Makeover's Ty Pennington is 48
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day... yes the LAST things I want to do on a Friday is think deeply about my life!
opening in theaters
Alex Cross stars Matthew Fox and Tyler Perry
Paranormal Activity 4
The Sessions stars John Hawkes and Helen Hunt
primetime friday
abc: Shark Tank and Primetime: What Would You Do? are both new
cbs: CSI: NY and Blue Bloods are new
nbc: Grimm and Dateline are new
fox: Giants and Cards
cw: America's Next Top Model are new followed by the premiere of Nikita
pop quiz: friday mashup
These three songs were all hits during the same year... PLAY
- Vanessa Carlton "A Thousand Miles"
- Avril Lavigne "Complicated"
- Pink "Get the Party Started"
Answer: 2002!
pop quiz:
A company says the sales of (these) are up 40% this year... We are a paranoid nation...
Answer: Nannycams and hidden cameras. SpygearGadgets.com reports sales are red hot for hidden cameras and GPS tracking devices. They are mostly being used by suspicious spouses trying to prove their husband or wife is cheating!
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joke of the day
A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil.The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas".
The Texas Oil Tycoon scratched his chin and adjusted his cowboy hat and said, "Well boy, I'll tell ya what....you just go ahead and build that wall, and if I like it.......I'll buy it".
Lottery Winner Steps Forward -- 5 years later!
If you won $5-million in the lottery, how long would you wait to claim the money? Right away? Months? A year? How about 5-years! Andy Ashkar won $5-million from a scratch off game in New York in 2006. He waited 11-days before the top prize would have expired. (scratch off game prizes don't expire until a year after the game expires. For Mega Millions and Powerball, it's a year after the drawing).
Andy said he waited so long for two reasons:
- He wanted to plan properly for the new income
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- He wanted to make sure his girlfriend married him for love rather than money.
Andy has decided to share the money with his brother, Nayel.
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Oh it's that time of year! The time of year we almost wet our shorts walking through haunted houses and forests. Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, Canada installed a camera to capture people in mid-scream, and the pictures are hilarious. Nightmares Fear Factory is the oldest haunted house in North America, scaring the pants off people for 30 years. Check out the video.
Facebook/Phones: Where's the BEST haunted house in town? Why?
How hilarious is labor?
Having a baby isn't hilarious until long after the labor pains have faded. What comes out of your mouth while in labor is way beyond your control, which is wny the BabyCenter website asked moms about the funniest thing said during labor and delivery.
Here are a few of the responses
The first thing I said when they pulled her out during the c-section and told me that she had a head full of jet black hair was, “That’s not my baby.” – SLKent87
I told the anesthesiologist that he was my prince charming when came to my room to do the epidural. – atg11715
Mid labor i had decided i’d had enough and was going to leave, so i yelled at the doctor and told him i cant do it and was leaving. – carolinepearl3
The tv had been on and my labor went faster than expected. So before anyone knew i was even complete I had started crowning. In the chaos the tv was left on and it was playing days of our lives… A sex scene no less!…I screamed, “turn it off! Turn it off! Sex is horrible! I am never doing it again!” – harperbklyn
At one point when I was screaming the nurse said “honey, you’re going to scare the other moms if you keep screaming.” I yelled back “They should be scared!” – ccag24
Facebook/Phones: It's hard to believe you said (what) during labor?
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