Show Starters!
Cuttin' Cake
- Ashley Judd (44 "Kiss the Girls")
- Jesse James (43 What he's known for: )
- James Franco (34)
- Hayden Christensen (31)
- Maria Sharapova (25)
Pop Quiz!
It was on this day in 1987 we saw a short segment called "Good Night" on a comedy show which spun off to become one of the biggest shows of all time. What show?
The Answer: The Simpsons! (Theme song)
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Missing (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Scandal (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory, Rules of Engagement (NEW), Person of Interest (NEW), The Mentalist
NBC: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (NEW), Parks and Recreation (NEW), Awake (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE), Touch (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), The Secret Circle (NEW)
Joke of the Day!
Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one.
"Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole."
"I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds."
"The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again that wore me out."
Geek Stuff
Google will launch their online storage service, called GDrive, as early as next week. If you're familiar with DropBox, then you get the purpose of GDrive. The difference is Google's service offers 5GB of free storage.
You have to wonder if Drew Houston, CEO of DropBox, is regretting the moment he turned down a 9-figure offer from Apple for his company.
Doh!
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Speaking of Google! Millions of Gmail users stumbled into this yesterday:

Gmail went down for many from 12:42pm to 1:46pm (ET) Tuesday. Google reports less than 2% of their customer were affected by the shut down -- Translation: 5.25 million people.
So if your boss asks you why you didn't come to work early this morning like everyone else -- tell him you didn't get the email!
RIP DC
Richard Wagstaff Clark. 1929 to 2012. You'll always rock.
Celebrity Tweets:
TV and radio host Ryan Seacrest: 'I am deeply saddened by the loss of my dear friend Dick Clark. He has truly been one of the greatest influences in my life.'
CNN newsman Anderson Cooper: 'What a career Dick Clark had! What a life! My thoughts are with his family and friends.'
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg: 'Dick Clark's spirit will always live on in Times Square & the hearts of millions of New Yorkers'
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel: 'I had the pleasure of working with Dick Clark many times - great guy. Some trivia: did you know he HATED music?'
Comedienne Joan Rivers: 'Very sad to hear about Dick Clark. What a great life. What a great career. Relevant until the end. He will be missed!'
Singer Fergie: 'Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve'
Dancing With the Stars host Tom Bergeron: 'RIP Dick Clark. A consummate broadcaster.'
How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris: 'For ever, Dick Clark... So long.'
Larry King: 'Dick Clark was a great friend, true legend, & a master journalist. Nobody did what he did better. It was a pleasure to be in his company.'
Will and Grace star Sean Hayes: 'R.I.P. Dick Clark. Thanks for bringing music into our homes via TV and #AmericanBandstand.'
Jermaine Jackson: 'Dick Clark always came to our dressing pre-show to make sure we were okay and catered for. Big hearted. One-of-a-kind. Will be missed...'
Rapper and actor ICE T: 'I'm old enough to remember watching James Brown on American Bandstand.. Dick Clark was the man! RestInPeace'
Learn a little something about the man's life...
Eat This, Skinny Boy!
A new study found something rather shocking -- you can be obese, and healthy. What? Doctors at the Medical University in South Carolina tracked the BMI's of 12,000 people over 14 years and found that obese people can live just as long as thin people if they...
- Eat five or more fruits and veggies a day
- Exercise regularly
- Go light on the booze
- Ditch the cigarettes
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Danger Danger
We have a new most hated man in the world: Richard Bricknell. He's the director of the Bristol Physiotherapy Clinic in England who is warning women against wearing Spanx.
He says the slimming undergarmet is the 21st-century version of the corset, with all the same health risks -- incontinence, heartburn, even panic attacks.
"The increased pressure on your lower stomach can force acid up to the gullet, leading to heartburn. Over time, this could contribute to inflammation, ulcers and, in extreme cases, oesophageal cancer."
Facebook/Phones: Cancer? Do you buy that? Do Spanx make you feel sick, and if so, do you care?
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