Number of the Day

72

The number of days Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were married before filing for divorce. That's $250,000 for every day they were married (considering their wedding cost 18-million).



Top 3 ways to be less annoying at the airport

Halloween is done, and the holidays are ahead, which means the airport is going to get pretty packed. For those of us that don't travel all that much, FoxNews.com has of 10 ways not be an annoying airline passenger. Here are the top 3:

3. Listen to the safety demo - ...do the flight crew the courtesy of at least pretending to listen to the safety demo. It may not be as fun as listening to them reciting a list of sodas on hand, but it annoys them when you don’t pay attention.

2. Don't crowd the gate out of turn - ...the plane is not going to leave you or your bulky carry-on behind. The gate agent will call your number soon. In the meantime, let these other folks board and settle in.

1. Do your homework so you don't hold up the line - Do not be that person with a suitcase open on the floor, cramming boots into a carry-on or teetering under the weight of six hideous Christmas sweaters -- all in an effort to dodge an overweight baggage fee.

There are 7 more, get 'em here.



Heavy

"OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW."

-Steve Jobs final words, according to his sister, Mona Simpson. You'll get a chill reading this eulogy.



Gotta See This

Bride texts while she's GETTING MARRIED! "At one point, I noticed her doing it through my lens and I had to pull away form the camera to make certain I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. Totally funny!" said the YouTube poster.






Joke of the Day

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water. They build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably.The other missionary can't believe it.He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup!"


Surf Here

Now that Halloween is done, the only thing we want to know is...GO!

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