Just returned from a quick vacation to Indiana. Brought back some apple spiced bourbon... who's in?
Today is National Gibberish Day and Make Your Own Junk Food at Home Day (or what DJ's call, Tuesday).
Was This Mom Wrong?
Tracy Morales, a 17-year old high school student in the Bronx, was arrested for spraying pepper spray into the faces of two girls she described as bullies during lunch break at school. Where did Tracy get the pepper spray? Dear old mom gave it to her. Both Tracy and Clerissa Loucks were arrested. No regrets from mom -- "I'd give her the Mace again."
Mom says she was trying to help her daughter defend herself against two bullies.
Was mom wrong? If you knew your child was being bullied and were worried for their safety, would you give them a weapon?
This mom, by the way, has quite a past when it comes to getting in trouble with the law. Click the link for details.
How Your Husband Knows You're Cheating!
Over the summer, the smarties at Indiana University discovered something shocking -- women CHEAT almost as much as men do! 23% of men and 19% of women admit to cheating. What are the signs? How does he know you're cheating? The #1 sign is an attempt to divert the guilt away from herself, and project on her partner. In other words: She accuses her man of cheating!
Here are 9 other signs, according to MSN.com
2) She starts dolling herself up
3) She tells her husband she needs space
4) She drops hints that she's not happy
5) She has a new BFF her partner has never met
6) She changes her plans...at midnight
7) Someone else thinks she's cheating
8) She suddenly has an increased interest in her partner's whereabouts
9) She gives excuses not to have sex
10) She's checked out.
Cuttin' Cake
- Sophia Loren (77)
- Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (44)
- Dr. Joyce Brothers (84)
Pop Quiz
This show debuted on this day in 1984
Answer
The Cosby Show! The show was on 8-years and is credited with being the show that "single-handedly revived the sitcom genre and NBC's ratings fortunes." (source)
Primetime, Baby!
Premiere week continues with the return of Dancing With the Stars, NCIS, The Biggest Loser, Glee, Raising Hope, and more...
ABC: Dancing With the Stars (Meet the Cast - NEW), Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Body of Proof (NEW)
CBS: NCIS (Premiere NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (Premiere NEW), Unfortettable (Premiere NEW)
NBC: The Biggest Loser (Premiere NEW), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: Glee (Premiere NEW), New Girl (Premiere NEW), Raising Hope (Premiere NEW)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Ringer (NEW)
Gotta See This
Funny...
Watch Richard Marx get socked in the face for this TNT commercial
Because you won't believe it unless you see it -- here are 13 dogs jumping rope...at the same time.
Joke of the Day
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning against a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks: "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies: "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says:
"Here's four weeks' pay. Now get out and don't come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks: "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice: "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
Surf This!
Could we put this one in the ".,you know you have a problem when..." file? Here's a site that does one thing: Find drinking buddies. You can connect with friends or strangers. Check it LetsDrinkTonight.com
Funnies 'round the Web
A poll says that 40% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. The other 60% are asking "What's a paycheck?" (Jokes By Jim)
MTV’s “Jersey Shore” has gotten $420,000 from New Jersey to help with production costs. Which almost covers the cost of one episode for alcohol, tanning spray and damage claims. (Jokes By Jim)
Heidi Klum has been named the most dangerous celebrity to search on the web. Especially if your wife catches you looking at naked pictures of her. (Jokes By Jim)
A study says that electronic cigarettes help smokers kick the habit. Especially when the batteries are replaced by a 120 volt current. (Jokes By Jim)
The latest season of “Dancing With The Stars” premiered on Monday night.
… I started a new drinking game; I took a shot every time someone in my house yelled, “Oh my God, why are we watching this?” (Jerry Perisho)
President Obama proposed $1.5 trillion in deficit reductions ideas today, mostly from new taxes. The one that’s getting all the ink is the so called “Buffett Rule” or “Buffett Tax.” It would add an extra layer of taxes on people making over a million dollars a year. It’s named in honor of multi-billionaire investment guru who recently wrote an op-ed complaining that his taxes weren’t high enough.
- If the government really wants to collect more money from Americans, they should institute and “All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet Tax”. (From the great Dick Purtan's blog)
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