Monday September 12th, 2011

Today is Fraggle Rock Day (premiere 1987) , National Boss/Employee Exchange Day (switch places) , and National Chocolate Milkshake Day.


Meat-Face Woman Dies

A Chicago woman died after injecting hot beef into her face to smooth out the skin around her mouth and chin. Strangely enough it wasn't the hot beef that killed her, but a bacterial colon infection. The woman had used heated beef fat before, in fact, she used it so many times that a source called her face "grotesque." (but her husband had NEVER been so attracted you her!)


Facebook More Important Than a Flushing Toilet

New survey out of the UK asked 3,000 adults to rank the things they could NOT live without. Facebook came in fifth. Fifth! Ahead of mobile phones and just behind clean drinking water. What would happen to you if Facebook were turned off for the day? I'm starting to wonder if we'd be okay!

Here are the top 10 things the Brits can't live without:
  1. Sunshine
  2. The Internet
  3. Clean drinking water
  4. A fridge
  5. Facebook
  6. National Health Service
  7. Cooker
  8. E-mail
  9. Flushing toilet
  10. Mobile Phone


Man Sues Fast Food Joint Because He Couldn't Fit In Booth

If there was ever a bigger hint to shed some weight, I haven't seen it. A 290-pound New York man is suing White Castle claiming he could not fit in the booths at their restaurant. He complained three times, and each time was offered free burgers, but still had to pay extra for cheese.  That REALLY made him angry.

White Castle offered to expand the seats for this jerk, even sending him the design specifications, but that wasn't enough. He told a Manhattan federal court that the fast food joint broke its promises to make the booths larger.


Cuttin' Cake
  • Linda Gray (70)
  • Peter Scolari (57)
  • Ruben Studdard (33)


  • Jennifer Hudson (30)




Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Bachelor Pad (NEW), Bachelor Pad (NEW Finale)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O
NBC: America's Got Talent, 2011 Miss Universe Pageant (LIVE)
FOX: Hell's Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen (NEW)
CW: Gaga by Gaultier (NEW), CW 2011 Fall Preview Special (NEW)



Gaga by Gaultier is on the CW tonight. What is it all about? Beats me. See if you can figure it out...


Got it?



Gotta See This!



Have you been keeping up with this totally awesome new craze? You can actually talk on the telephone, while DRIVING! The 80's told me so in this commercial!




Joke of the Day

By the time Ted arrived at the football game the first quarter was almost over.

"Why are you so late?" his friend asked.

"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game," Ted replied.

"How long could that have taken you?" his friend inquired.

"Well, I had to toss it 14 times."


Surf This!









Love this. If you love the classics, you'll love this page on AMC's FilmSite of the "Greatest Film Mis-Quotes." There's a big difference between what we THINK they said, and what they ACTUALLY said. Complete with movie audio, too. Check it out here.

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