Today is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day!
You will be thinking about this all day. You're welcome.
Mystery Voice
He's currently filming a flick in Detroit playing the great Wizard...
Hint
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(From the Today Show)
Answer
James Franco! James stars in Rise of the Planet of the Apes opening this weekend
BTW: Have you seen a clip from that movie? Get ready to munch through a couple tubs of popcorn! This looks good!
Cuttin' Cake
- Director Wes Craven (72)
- Peter O'Toole (79)
- Mary-Louise Parker (47)
- Director Kevin Smith (41)
Kevin Smith
Image of I have to navigate through a thin person's world all the time
That's from his podcast just after he got booted from a Southwest flight for being overweight. He tried to explain to the flight attendent why he was sitting alone...
Image of No, No, I just buy two, not because of my weight, I just don't like people.
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick celebrate anniversary #17 today
Image of I thought this was a party! Let's dance!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Take the Money and Run (NEW), Combat Hospital (NEW)
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, 48 Hrs (NEW)
NBC: Is It Worth It? (NEW), America's Got Talent (NEW- LIVE)
FOX: Hell's Kitchen (NEW), MasterChef (NEW)
.: 90210, Shedding For the Wedding
Gotta See This
Have 16 seconds? Then behold! The Hunchcat of Notre Dame!
Did You Know
If you're hubby is the cheatin' kind, don't take him to a wedding! A new survey found that 1/3rd of men who cheat, cheat at weddings. Weddings they attend without their better half. The target: Bridesmaids. Source.
Joke of the Day
Donald went to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I've got trouble," he said. "Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. So I get under the bed, but then I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under... it goes on all night. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?" Donald asked.
"A hundred dollars per visit," the psychiatrist replied.
"I'll sleep on it," said Donald.
Six months later the psychiatrist ran into Donald at a restaurant. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" he asked.
"For a hundred buck's a visit?” scoffed Donald. "A bartender cured me for ten bucks."
"How?" the psychiatrist inquired.
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
Surf This!
Need a laugh today? Surf on over to 11points.com and read a quick top 11 list ("because top 10 lists are for cowards"). Here's a sample:
11 Careers Where It's Ideal To Be Obese
- Bodyguard
- Sumo wrestler
- A female singer who really belts it out
- Chef
- Bouncer
- Slapstick comedy actor
- Female topless cocaine sorter that you always see in the movies
- Lumberjack
- Professional NFL superfan
- Mob boss
- Mall Santa (or actual Santa)
This and That!
Who We're Sick Of
Want to bore a guy to death? Talk about Justin Bieber. According to the Great Male Survey, Just tops the list of celebrities guys are sick of hearing about. Who else?
1 Justin Bieber
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2 Charlie Sheen
Image of Because I'm me, I'm different
3 President Obama
Image of Obama
4 Donald Trump
Image of Very pessimistic
What about the ladies? Lady Gaga tops the list of over-exposed celebs. Top faces women are tired of seeing:
1 Lady Gaga
Image of Never wrong to love
2 Sarah Palin
Image of You Know, They Say The Difference Between A Hockey Mom And A Pit Bull? Lipstick.
3 Kim Kardashian
Image of There's a Lot of Baggage That Comes With Us
4 Lindsay Lohan
Image of I've Tried To Do the Best I Can
Anyone missing?
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