Today is Happiness Happens Day (especially if you're not working ON A MONDAY!) ..
It's also Odie Day which celebrates the birth of Garfield's best friend who first appeared in the cartoon on this day in '78 .
One more, it's Exercise with Your Child Week (does jogging using my Wii controllers count?).
Mystery Voice
Here he is during the big return...
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Josh Duhamel returned as Leo on All My Children last week after a nine year absence. They, of course, brought him back from the dead. AMC's closes shop on TV September 23rd before debuting as a web series on September 26th.
Cuttin' Cake
- Dustin Hoffman (74)
- JC Chasez from N Sync (37)
- The Edge, David Evans from U2 (50)
- Deborah Norville (53)
- Donny Most (58))
Dustin Hoffman (Rain Man)
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Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Bachelor Pad (NEW)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O
NBC: America's Got Talent, Harry's Law
FOX: Hell's Kitchen (NEW), MasterChef (NEW)
CW: Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill
Season Two of the Bachelor Pad premieres tonight bringing back all the drama kings and queens from past episodes of the Bachelor series. Featuring, of course, Jake Pavelka, who will meet his ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi for the first time since their ugly break-up on national television.
So why does he want to do this all over again? It's for you! He told Access Hollywood...
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Gotta See This
Last week I showed you why this guy was thanking the Lord above for sparing his life.
Here's part 2 -- different guy -- almost the same idea -- same result. 23 seconds...
Did You Know
77% of men think women put way too much value on a man's financial worth. 82% of women agree. This is from a survey that also found 85% of men are okay with the idea of a partner who made more money than they do... 73% of women are okay with the idea.
Joke of the Day
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"
Surf This!
A website with a simple purpose -- deliver a thank you. thankuz.com sends instant thank you's to friends, family, colleagues and even celebrities. Scratch out a thank you note (using handwritten style fonts) and even attach a photo -- then it's delivered through email, Facebook, Twitter or anywhere.
Funnies 'Cross the Web
A survey says that Paris is the top place for executives to have an affair while on a business trip. Of course, they were talking about Paris Hilton. (Jokes by Jim)
A survey says that more than half of all Americans say they have put off buying a new car because of the economy. Also a house, clothes, food and medication. (Jokes by Jim)
A survey says that 20% of two year olds are using smartphones. Mostly to show how their parents how the things actually work. (Jokes by Jim)
The CEO of Wikipedia says they are losing contributors. The reasons are less new subject matter, current contributors are getting older and moving on, and nobody has even looked at Wikipedia since “Angry Birds” came out.(Jokes by Jim)
To help smooth the transition of military personnel re-entering civilian life, President Obama has proposed a "boot camp" to reacclimate the former GIs. Included in the training would be reveille at 8am to encourage sleeping in, two-block marches walking the family dog and finger calisthenics operating the TV remote. (bereftontheleft.blogspot.com)
U2 musician The Edge turns 50 on Monday, Aug. 8.
… A man who is used to partying like a kid, it is time for The Edge to get The Prostate Exam and The Colonoscopy. (monologuewriter.blogspot.com)
S&P downgraded the country’s credit rating from AAA to AA+.
… It turns out that Standard is a decent enough guy, but Poor’s can be a real temperamental jerk. (monologuewriter.blogspot.com)
“Rise of the Planet of the Apes” was No. 1 at the box office, taking in $54 million over the weekend.
… Way to convince the government we don’t have money to fritter away, people.
… “Rise of the Planet of the Aps” is a whole different story; it’s about Apple iPhones. (monologuewriter.blogspot.com)
ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” will be in its finally season this fall.
… Thus proving there is a God, and He has the TV remote. (monologuewriter.blogspot.com)
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