Today is Sneeze Without Embarrassment Day... Go ahead -- let it rip!
Cuttin' Cake
- Debra Winger (57)
- Tori Spelling (38)
- Tracey Gold (42)
- Janet Jackson (45)
- Megan Fox (25)
- Pierce Brosnan (58)
Pierce Brosnan...
Megan Fox....
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Dancing With the Stars (LIVE 2 hrs), Castle (NEW)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother (NEW), Mad Love (NEW), Two and Half Men*(NEW), Mike & Molly (NEW), Hawaii Five-O (NEW)
NBC: Chuck (NEW), The Event (NEW), Law & Order: LA (NEW)
FOX: House (NEW), The Chicago Code (NEW)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Gossip Girl (NEW)
*NOTE: Charlie Sheen has officially been replaced on "Two and Half Men." Ashton Kutcher officially signed on the dotted line and will be on-set this August. How did sheen react? Here's what he tweeted Friday:
Gotta See This
A full minute of gorgeous women falling down in romantic comedies. Your Monday treat.
Speaking of movies, I dug up a list of the top 9 prom dances in movies, and here's #1...
Get the rest of the list here
Did You Know...
...that "revenge surgery" is the latest growing trend? 26% of people getting plastic surgery are newly divorced women, according to ABC News! "It's very liberating to feel good within your own skin," said a divorced mother of two.
Joke of the Day
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out.
The genie says: "I'll give each of you one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the administration clerk: "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
The genie snaps his fingers and poof, the woman disappears.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep: "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
The genie once again snaps his fingers and poof, the man disappears.
"Okay, you're up," the genie says to the manager.
The manager says: "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Surf This!
If you could find a funny way to describe yourself, would you want it on your tombstone? What would it be? Check out this -- Funny and strange tombstones from around the world. Caught Dead In That.
Doggie Bag (This and That)
Want to Scare the Devil out of Birdies? There's an App For That!
Dress of Books
Check out this dress... it's made entirely out of old children's Golden Books. It's a Cinderella dress made from Cinderella books! Can they make me a sport coat out of old issues of Sports Illustrated?
5 Ways to Strengthen Your Marriage After Having a Baby
1 Assign tasks
2 Take long walks together
3 Sync up your calenders
4 Work on your friendship
5 Consider counseling
Oprah's Final Guests Will Be...
Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith on her May 25th finale. A finale that is charging $1-million for a :30 second commercial!
Box Office
It was all "Thor" this weekend! The flick earned $34.5 million bringing it's two week total haul to $119.2 million. "Bridesmaids" showed nicely, beating expectations with a grand total of $24.4 million. No surprise that 67% of that audience was female. 33% were obviously there because last week, he drug her to "Thor."
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