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Pop Quiz
The average, middled-aged person has traveled 75,000 miles throughout his/her life simply by:
-Commuting to and from work
-Walking
-Riding elevators/escalators
Answer
Walking! In equivalent steps, you've traveled three times around the world. Sit down and take a break. (Source)
Worst Mothers Day Gifts Ever
True stories from mom's about the worst gift they ever received for mom's day:
A receipt for something wonderful the other woman got
Zelda actually received a bill in the mail from a department store for a 14K gold chain and pendant, something her husband got as a Mother's Day gift for his, come to find out, longtime mistress across town.
Anything with legs we're afraid of
Marie received a 3-foot-long iguana for Mother's Day. Her reaction: "I screamed!!!"
An argument, particularly in a place that serves stuffed potato skins
Donna ended up in a screaming match during Mother's Day dinner at Red Lobster. He stormed out and left her hanging.
A frying pan. A bra. Or both.
Joanie: "The worst Mother's Day gift I ever got was a frying pan with a bra inside it."
A cactus plant
Leigh Anna: "I got a cactus. I'd like to say that it was the stupidest thing my ex-husband ever did.....but I'd be lying."
A loaf of bread
"The worst Mother's Day gift I received was a Trader Joe's brown paper bag with a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread in it. I don't even like cinnamon raisin bread—he does!! I cried. My husband said he forgot and Trader Joe's was the only place open on Sunday morning"
More here: source
Cuttin' Cake
- Tina Yothers (38)
- Craig David (30)
- Brian Williams (52)
Birthday Quiz
She's 38, believe it or not! Who?
(Link)
Answer
Tina Yothers from Family Ties!
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), Rules of Engagement (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), The Office, The Office (NEW), Parks and Rec (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), Outsourced (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE), Bones (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)
Gotta See This
Absolutely hilarious. Trust me on this one. If you own a dog, you'll especially love it...
Did You Know...
...that we're pretty down when it comes to filling up our tank? Who really knows how high the price of gas will go, but if you ask around, most of us (72%) think it will rise above $5/gallon by July 1st. Are you ready? (source)
(photo: flickr/FrancoFolini)
Joke of the Day
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
Surf This!
Ever wish you had someone hanging around your room every morning to give an HONEST opinion about your outfit? Here's the site you need: GoTryItOn.com lets you upload a photo of what you're wearing, and the community gives you their raw opinion (if you can take it).
Doggie Bag (This and That)
The party didn't get weird until Stanley showed up...
Check out Stanley, the subject of NatGeo's series "Taboo." He's an "adult baby" who regresses into the creature comforts of his toddler years. Watch
Why the President decided not to release bin Laden photos
...a number of reasons including a chance it would provoke anti-American violence at embassies, consulates and military bases overseas. Agree with the call?
Top 10 British millionaires
Simon Cowell is ahead of Elton John, Mick Jagger and Sting!
Aussie men...not in the mood?
A new survey found a full 12% of Australian men between 16 and 24 years old want LESS ssex. 57% of men between 35 and 44, however, want more lovin' while only 28% of women desire the same.
American wakes from oral surgery with British accent
Karen Butler from Oregon woke from having denture work done with an accent that makes her sound like a British woman. Doctors think she suffers from the extremely rare Foreign Accent Syndrome.
PICTURE: Tori Spelling's new tattoo
She sported a bikini on her pregnant body revealing a new tattoo -- she had her husband's wedding vows stamped on the side of her ribs.
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